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    "Bowser...please..." Mario let out as Bowser just plowed away at his sore asshole.
    Bowser came.
    Mario found a quarter on the floor despite the overflowing amounts of Bowser seed in his ass.
    Little Richard said "WAPPBABALOOBOP WAAAPBAMBOOOOOOOO" and Spongebob joined him in the banter.
    Meanwhile in 12th Marker Land, Luigi cried and cried and he cried, he just kept crying and crying.
    Then he went home with $2.00 in cash :[/]
     
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    oh well too bad so sad
     
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    a lot of irreparable emotional and psychological damages to our 90s, utopian minds
     
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    Isn't someone supposed to build on this story?
     
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    This should be submitted to a short story competition.

    It's got everything - romance, sex, a nice story arc; and an unexpected twist at the end.
     
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    And celebrity guest star lol
     
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    A cheap plot, yet open to advancement?

    It started to grow dark, when Luigi arrived at his door. He stepped inside, and was greeted by the picture of his long dead girlfriend, Daisy. He smiled knowingly as he remembered, what had happened to her, not that it mattered; he had been acquitted of all charges. As he stepped inside his kitchen, a strange odor overpowered him; chloroform. Unsteadily, he took a few steps, before collapsing on the floor.

    When he awoke, he was naked in a neglected public bathroom, strapped to a gurney, and blinded by a floodlight. Before Luigi could begin to comprehend what was occurring, the door of the bathroom opened with a loud squeak, and three people approached him. The third of the three, wheeled in a table with a wide assortment of gay, and sadomasochistic paraphernalia. Luigi started crying again as the three strangers watched, and laughed at his despair.
     
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    Someone write this sex scene quick. :clap:
     
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    Amazing story.
    I will read it tio our children when we have some.
     
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    Wonderful and they will turn out worse than we are.
     
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    Add him to the story
     
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    no gumboo no tension