Stephen Hawking contemplates the ultimate riddle: "Women. They are a complete mystery."

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    Science Museum via Reuters

    Physicist Stephen Hawking has decorated his office at the University of Cambridge with "Simpsons" memorabilia - and a prominent portrait of Marilyn Monroe.


    As famed physicist Stephen Hawking turns 70, the subject that most occupies his thoughts is not how the universe arose from nothing, or how he's been able to live with neurodegenerative disease for so long. Here's what he thinks about most: "Women. They are a complete mystery."
    That's the bottom line from New Scientist's interview with Hawking, timed to coincide with this weekend's birthday celebration at Cambridge. The theorist is almost completely paralyzed due to his decades-long struggle with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or Lou Gehrig's disease, and had to provide his answers by laboriously twitching his cheek to operate a computerized speech-translation system.

    Hawking also listed what he saw as his "biggest blunder in science" (his now-repudiated insistence that information was destroyed in black holes), the most exciting development in physics during his career (the discovery of the big bang's imprint in cosmic microwave radiation) and the potential discovery that would do the most to revolutionize our understanding of the cosmos (discovery of supersymmetric particles at the Large Hadron Collider).
    But it's his brief comment on women that attracted the most attention: How could it be that a scientist who has plumbed the deepest mysteries of the cosmos finds himself mystified by women?
     
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    I agree with Hawkings, DGTrixie IS a complete mystery. What is her motives, goals, and Personality?

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    I also wonder how's Hawking's sex life.
     
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    This is why I usually hate nerds. "HURRR Women are so fucking mysterious. They are like a different species you guize. Like when I tried out all of my choice Star Wars quotes and she didn't go out with me HERP DERP." I mean Stephan Hawking might be a bit different, but I always find this crap amusing.
     
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    hope he dies i swear to god.
     
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    dont get to pissed he cant play with himself take a shit or. play with those cool action figures he has there.
     
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    "How could it be that a scientist who has plumbed the deepest mysteries of the cosmos finds himself mystified by women? "
    There's something about this phrasing that makes me think this guy isn't friends with many geeks.
     
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    Women aren't hard to figure out. They're vain, shallow, spiteful simpletons.
     
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    They are a complete mystery,
    maybe only to him because his dick doesn't work.
     
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    WOW!
    i will have to take some time to formulate some answers for you....
    meanwhile- contemplate this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOyPg8UM0IU
     
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    This sound less like actuall insight,and more like Hawking being a populist as usual..
     
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    This doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Women have a way of breaking the fundamental laws of the universe. Especially when you get several of them in a room.
     
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    It looks to me like he's stating the obvious. Even I don't know much about ladies and I am one.
     
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    You're only validating my statement further. The Special Theory of Relativity indicates that Females can't exist on the internet.
     
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    Yeah, fuck Hawkins man, diluting good, pure science for the plebs...
     
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    Now you're starting to sound like a trap. "I'm totally a woman guiz don't mind the bulge down there"
     
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    Woman belong in the kitchen.
    Why they are not in the kitchen is a mystery all it's own.
     
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    What concern is it of yours where women belong? You're a Fumosexual Brony. Women fit no where in your equine equation.
     
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    Women are a selfish creature compared to there male superiors.
    Examples of this. They use make-up because they want THEMSELVES to look good
    Men want them to use make up so THE WOMEN look good, not them.
    Women fight amongst themselves over a man.
    Men will share the same woman.
    Truly Men are the most selfless gender.

    Many women are also less intelligent. To prove this i will have to use...MATH.
    Please keep up with me ladies as this might get a bit difficult will your inferior minds. Men expect payment to equal the work done. 1=1
    Women expect payment equal to that of there male superiors, even if the man has the harder position 1=2? i think not.
    truly men are the better human beings, women are rather...lesser than.. "wo-men" .."wo(uld be)men"....
    its a mystery of how such a strange sub-species is considered part of the human race.