Star Wars: The last Circlejerk

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  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    The prequels weren't that bad. The sub-plot of Jar-Jar Binks being an agent of the Sith being allowed to play out would have probably saved them had it not been cut after phantom menace because everyone hated the asshole so much.
     
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    I just realised why the "Republic" is always losing: Even though they have exceptional individuals on their side, their leadership is chronically retarded. Probably because their leadership largely consists of women and non-humans. Just sayin'. Meanwhile, the "Empire" is always winning despite drastic (and sometimes catastrophic) shortfalls. And, funnily enough, their leadership is almost exclusively human males.

    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/29976/

    Last Jedi has already earned more than twice its money back. I have no idea why they're panicking.
     
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    If I was @Cassius Longinus or @scumhook, I would say:

    Holy fucking shit you fat fuck, nobody cares about what you say! Star Wars is fucking gay and you are a faggot! Tell it to someone who cares, you stupid fucking fat faggot!
     
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    I smoked 3 blunts, saw exploding ships aliens and thought it was pretty cool but weak that there is no bad characters that are cool like grevious or maul. Really don't care about plot unless i am reading a book or watching something i know has actual meaning to plot like an aronofsky movie or even cannibal holocaust.

    TBH Only nerds cared about "the legacy of star wars" beyond what the fuck happens to bobba fett and mandalorians. The Disney cartoon series made him look retarded and they need to fix it..
     
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    well done you fat spastic. good job catching up to 1979 when everyone else in the world figured it out you fat cunt dickswallowing pigfucker.

    if the republic won, then there's no more fucking movies, you labial wart.

    fucking lapse into your diabetic coma already, and put yourself out of our misery
     
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    Listen, you AIDS riddled homosexual, if you're not interested in this thread then leave. Just fuck off and go back to your poz party. You subhuman vermin.

    The Republic did win, you fucking idiot. And according to Obi-Wan it has stood for millennia. Which means it has been winning for a long time. You idiot. Yet despite that the Empire bested them. Three times. First by overthrowing them. Then by surviving. Then by destroying and conquering them. You idiot.
     
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    lick my dripping choad you pustulent wart
     
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    You're so stupid.
     
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    and you're an obese turdgobbling knobjockey
     
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    Why are you so mad Baya? Is Christmas a difficult time for you?
     
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    In this thread baya gets ass mad about Star Wars to the surprise of absolutely no one
     
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    Hey Baya what are you doing for Christmas?
     
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    Baya's gonna kill himself one of these days and you folks are actually gonna miss him :rolleyes:
     
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    i didnt find the new film interesting enough to talk about.

    i suppose that is the worst crime of all.

    usually i enjoy things even if they are bad if they have some kind of endearing charm.
     
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    He's killing himself slowly with his lifestyle.
     
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    Guys, I think... I think the Last Jedi did it for me.
     

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