Star Wars: The last Circlejerk

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  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    They don't go near anything penis shaped. Barber poles, fuck even those loofa sponges on a stick make em edgey. It's like garlic to a vampire.

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    So just butt plugs and those little egg-shaped personal masseurs? No wonder they're usually so ornery.
     
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    Probably the biggest mistake this one had was killing off the hot Vietnamese chick in the opening scene and keeping her frumpy sister around for the rest.
     
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  5. corpsefriedchicken

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    Honestly, I would have loved Rey's backstory if it weren't for how she was in Force Awakens. Being a martial arts fan, I love the 'underdog fighter' schtick, it would work especially well since the Jedi and the force are confirmed to be partially based on Eastern Mysticism, particularly Ki and the warriors who believed in it. In every martial art, modern or traditional, there's the idea that the weak nobodies can become strong warriors through constant training and struggle.
    That's exactly where the problem came in though for me. Rey didn't get stronger through that, she got stronger because the universe said 'you have good morals so I favor you'.
    Like, take out the training sequences from Rocky. Remove all the training Goku had to do to go from the weakest Saiyan to the strongest in history. Say that between the death of his parents and becoming Batman, Bruce Wayne just sat on his ass in his mansion.
    Everything relatable and inspiring about the characters goes with it.
     
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    Pop up tried to install so much malware it ended up crashing my browser. I legit ended up going back and finding out it was trying to install the same fucking thing over and over again
     
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    What people completely misunderstand about Star Wars is that it was never about complex narative or subtlety. It was a film that used archetypes from Samurais to gunslingers and a very basic heroes journey plot. What made it work was decent to great performances and the fact it commited to the bit of having a fully thought out lore, even though most of it was made up on the spot.
     
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    Well this movie sucked, wasted the characters like Phasma and Snoke, Kylo is still a whiny bitch, Rey is still MaRey Sue and didn't need training from Luke, also Luke went out like a bitch, what a disappointment.

    Good thing I didn't give my money to the money hungry jews at Disney, I'm about done with the new canon, going back to the EU material.
     
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    "Wasted" Phasma?
    Isn't Phasma just the new Boba?
    Also... the opening jokes are horrible... I've just started this movie and I don't like it
     
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    I don't see (((movies))) but a normie buddy shit all over this. Apparently setting aside any SJW stuff the pacing is all fucked up. He said he felt it was made for people with ADHD.
     
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    My angry, has-to-tell-everyone-she's-gay sister believes "real lesbians don't need that".
    Except she's a basic bitch who thinks sassy black people are funny on the basis of being sassy and black so it was more like "Reel lesbians dont need dat" [sassy head wobble]

    So your answer is yes
     
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    Eh, the Star Wars movie franchise has just turned into a cash grab. Porgs were a merchandising front, Chewie isn't in a suicidal depression from Han's death, Leia can now use the force, Rey is so deep into Mary-Sue territory that her nose is peaking past the tonsils, and over the course of theses two movies, its been roughly ten days to two weeks.

    No to mention, my almonds got activated when Kylo and Rey managed to kill 8 Imperial Royal Guards, WHOM ARE TRAINED TO KILL NOT JUST FORCE USERS BUT EVERYTHING THAT THREATENS THE EMPIRE, and they were dispatched in less than ten minutes by an edgy betafag and some girl who just learned to hold a lightsaber. Way to facefuck the lore, Disney. Walt would be rolling in his grave over the jewery.
     
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    It would be funny if they were raisins instead.
     
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    It's absolutely insane how little actual effort is going into the writing for these movies. This one was written by the director, Rian Johnson, who has claimed Disney and J.J. Abrams had no actual plot outlined for this one and the next. No plans whatsoever.

    And now they're bringing back Abrams for the next SW lol
     
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    So. Does anyone remember when Stars Wars was selling for just being good movie, rather than just the fact it's another entry to the series?
     
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    Star wars and Star trek are fucking gay. Anyone who likes either of these are faggots.
     
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