Star Wars: The last Circlejerk

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  1. corpsefriedchicken

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    With all the drama the movie has caused, I feel like discussing the flame war between nerds, the normies, and the media here is enough to warrant another Star Wars thread, especially now that it's confirmed there's a 4th trilogy planned.
    For those of you who want the general run down, picture says it all
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    A 4th trilogy?
    Oh damn lets beat that dead horse some more :D
     
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    Even after I rinsed it, I still contracted from you anyways :(
     
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    With Rian Johnson set to write.
     
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    Am I supposed to know who that is?
    Remember I live under a very damp rock.
     
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    The guy who wrote this one and basically pissed off every Classic Star Wars fan with a completely out of character Luke, Snoke dying like a little bitch, Rey being confirmed for a mary sue who had no training in the force or any connection to anyone who did.
    Let me put it this way, fans are saying they liked phantom menace better and critics/journalists are scrambling all over one another to defend the blockbuster
     
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    Why not. They know they will keep making $1B per movie no matter what
     
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    What intrigues me is that this isn't gonna be the Star Wars fandom we're used to, this is the internet era Star Wars fandom. This is one of the original fandoms basically getting a big revival in an era where fandoms doing stupid shit and harassing people is the norm.
     
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    What a complete shitshow. My initial gut feeling was that even the prequels were better than the new trilogy. A feeling I had trouble coming to terms with. Now I know why.
     
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    Ummmmm doesn't the entirety of Star Wars revolve around Leia and Amidala
     
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    Women Have Long Taken a Back Seat in #Feminism, But #ShariaLaw Finally Puts Them First
     
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    Hopefully there will be even more corny Whedon-lite dialogue, bullet time slow-mo moments, flying space princesses and heavy handed real world commentary . He really understands what made Star Wars fun.
     
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    Even their takeaway is a stretch. The female characters in the Last Jedi don't do shit except die (and for one, fly)

    That Autistic Asian chick feminist bloggers are stoked about doesn't do anything other than try and get on Finn's dick, and he's no longer a main character in this new trilogy.
     
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    Ok so what I'm taking away from all this bitching is that it's a good thing I didn't waste money n risk life n limb driving on the icy roads to see this opening nite.


    The thing that's prolly disappointing me most (beyond the general suckiness of it all) is that if Rey is supposed to be the spiritual successor to Luke n Anakin and continue to bring balance to the force, then why isn't she developing and facing the same sort of trials that Luke especially faced? Fuck, the Empire Strikes back, he gets his fucking hand hacked off and learns that his dad is the jack booted bastard in black, and that he still has tons of growing and training needed to be able to use the force properly. That makes him an interesting character and draws ppl in.

    The hero's journey is a classic model of story telling, and nearly every heroic tale, from the Odyssey to Beowolf to the goddamn Lion King employs it. Hero is introduced, hero has wonderful characteristics (heroic) but also flaws. If the hero grows thru trials and conquers those flaws or defeats those trials, he remains heroic and the story ends happily. If those trials defeat him or twist him and those flaws win, it becomes a tragedy but is still entertaining.


    Why are ppl so afraid to let characters go thru this?! I was really hoping after seeing Force Awakens that Rey was gonna go thru some of that, and they'd explain how the force touched her but the imperfect way it did, etc.

    Fuck u Abrams.
     
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    I will say the one good thing about the new film is it absolutely spits in the face of fans who insist Rey isn't a Mary Sue. The writers left them high and dry to defend their boring and overpowered new protagonist.
     
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    Yeah but I don't delight in spiting those faggots by having a shit movie.

    I remember ppl claiming yeah she was a Mary Sue, n I was really, really hoping they wouldn't be that hamfisted n shitty with her character. I mean, it's a major franchise, I need by disney now, lol surely they gotta have SOME decent writing staff, right?

    Lol NOPE.
     
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    Nonono, their role has been passive and as is generally known: passive = taking dick.

    Now in the great new star wars, womyn take the rod in their own hand and penetrate others.

    Which basically proves what everyone always knew: feminists love pegging.
     
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    Do you think radfems and man-hating lesbians ever get salty over all the good sex toys being phallic in nature?
     

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