Star Wars franchise nearly saved from further prolonged death

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  1. AmbrJones Wickenshire

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    So much for 2016's kill streak. :(
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    don't worry it'll be continued just give it a day or two
     
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    Has anyone heard from her? I'm starting to wonder if she went full Terry Schaivo.
     
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    I always thought she was awful in Star Wars. Why is she a big name in cinema exactly ?
     
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    Carrie fisher? She's not.
     
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    Watched it tonight: crap
     
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    She had her heart attack what, saturday? Might be too early to say if shes veggieplatter yet or not.
    Yeah i didnt watch force awakens but i heard it was riddled with plot holes. I expected this one was gonna be stinky swiss cheese too.

    I think everyone's expectations are now "well as long as it better than the prequels and has no Jarjar."
    I'm pretty sure my 5 year old nephews could write something better than the prequels so its not a high bar to surpass.
     
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    It was better than force awakens, but it was long and drawn out as fuck.
    Also Darth Vader making a joke was lame
     
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    Its fucking Star Wars, plot holes are part of the package. I'm not defending it however, I'm sure it sucks for plenty of other reasons
     
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    Yeah but the originals had enough action and decent enough writing to distract from the plot holes. Scifi shouldn't be deep and unnecessarily overwrought, its supposed to be enjoyable and fun. But when its poorly written and has blinky laser battles in place of good acting and scripts, you get Micheal Bay epics.

    Lolwut? I wanna forcechoke walt disney's frozen corpse.
     
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    Darth begins to walk away, then this nigga is all like "blah blah blaaaaa" then starts to clutch for air
    V-dawg turns, his hand in a force choke a bitch claw "be sure not to choke on your own aspirations"
    He'yuckyuckyuck
     
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    It seems so fitting that she die less than a month a movie comes out with a younger CGI version of herself in it.
     
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    She's still alive
     
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    I hope they included a canned laugh track so we know when to laugh with this movie.
     
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    As if millions of nerdy voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
     
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    Yeah I'm guessing the lack of oxygen over such a long period caused a massive hypoxic brain injury and turned her brain into jello. Family did the right thing by pulling the plug.
     
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    Looks like she's dead, wonder how Kylo will react to this.
     
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    On the bright side, Luke is define try going to die in episode 9 now. you know to make it have symmetry
     
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    Now they'll have to CG her into episode 8.
     
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    Nope she already shot all her scenes and that movie is in post production. If anything they will have to find a way to write her out of the story and cg kylo beheading her or something.
     
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    That's kind of a plus, and makes sense. He already knocked off his daddy.
     
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    She was never a great actress. Or particularly hot. Built like a stick, face like a fish. But goddamn that bitch could snort cocaine.
     
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    I feel bad for her dealer. :(
     
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    Does it mean that EDF is into meme magic? Surely anticipating her death had to have SOME effect.
     
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    She's an obese sixty year old former crack addict that had a heart attack on a flight and went ten minutes without oxygen. I'm pretty sure it was a forgone conclusion.
     
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    They better get episode 9 in the can brfore Hamill keels over.