Star Wars franchise nearly saved from further prolonged death

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    2016 claims another kill
     
    #1 corpsefriedchicken, Dec 24, 2016
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    Two down, one to go
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    yeah, the only thing that's news here is that this didn't happen sooner.
     
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    SW died the day that POS Lucas sold it to fucking Disney.

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    Not exactly... she is critical, but no news of death
    Also... before TFA, killing any of the three of them was guaranteed to kill the franchise.
    Though I'm willing to bet Disney has a fucking Contingency for all 3 biting the dust.
     
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    Depending on how severe it was she could be unavailable for filming, which would have a similar impact on the franchise.
     
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    Also it's pretty ironic that during the production of a second movie in a star wars trilogy a major actor has a severe medical emergency. First it was Mark hamill in a car crash, now this.
     
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    CGI on screen deaths and the shitty new mary-sue characters take everything over. It's the biggest cash cow Disney has ever had and ever will have. The entire cast could die in a plane crash and they'd keep going.
     
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    It would have zero impact on the franchise. The current target audience are teenagers who never cared about Star Wars until this.
     
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    If they were just marketing to teenagers who never cared about Star Wars they wouldn't be relying so heavily on shit from the original trilogy to market their movies. I swear to Allah that the pandering in Rogue One was one of the worst parts of that turd.
     
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    If she wasnt breathing for 10 minutes she is a fucking potato right now. It doesn't matter if she dies anyways they can just CGI her into the movie like how they put in Grand Moff Tarkin looking like he did 40 years ago.
     
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    In rogue one Peter Cushing has a speaking role in multiple scenes even though he has been dead for 22 years.

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    Yeah the brain can only survive for three minutes without oxygenated blood before parts of it start dying. After that if the wrenches heart is restarted they'll have permanent brain damage, loss of bodily functions, and also could be in a permanent coma (eventual death will follow.)

    Ten minutes:eek:

    I doubt that estimate is correct, if it is I'm surprised they brought any life back at all. Her brain is oatmeal.
     
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    I think the real difference here is that, let's face it, people will suddenly be offended by this when the person is
    A. Main cast
    B. Recently departed
    At the very least, a PR nightmare would follow
     
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    actually.... Not totally correct.
    Yeah she might be up shit creek but she could be restored if they put her in hypothermic therapy and aggressively treat her. ten minutes is cutting it awful close if she was really not breathing, bitch gonna have hypoxic brain injury, but I think having the EMT there might have helped at least get profusion to her bits with the CPR, I would've thought they'd have a portable AED on the plane but if she was in anything besides straight up v-tach or v-fib it wouldn't have helped.
    But if they artic sun her, and do V-A ecmo they might be able to recover her. What alot of cardiac arrest patients need is time, even with the neuro end of it. IDK though, if she's got underlying conditions it might be pointless.

    Also I will always love Carrie Fisher for 1. Leia bikini and 2. Her role in the Blues Brothers movies.
     
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    Oh apparently they did CGI Carrie Fisher into Rogue One as well. I haven't watched it to the end yet.

     
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    The decades she spent snorting every narcotic from here to Argentina would have done a lot of damage to the brain, combined with a 10 minute period without oxygen it'd be shocking if she doesn't end up like Jabba the Hutt.
     
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    naw, I've seen cokeheads have massive MIs and go down for an indeterminate time and come back. But it's a long ass road. Although they were in their 20s. I don't think she was actually without oxygen for that long though. She was around a bunch of people, I feel like someone would've noticed her slumped over and turning purply blue gray before then. I think they were exaggerating. I could see them doing CPR on her for that time but not her just sitting there while people poked her with a stick.
     
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