srsly Moar donations if paypal donations possible without joining discuss/ try to care

Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by I_ran_over_lulzcat, Dec 9, 2011.

  1. I_ran_over_lulzcat

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    sorry to be serious but every time I click on that jimbo banner I think
    " there is no way anyone that is not a total mental case would give the seasoned trolls of ed their credit card numbers."
    I haven't tried - is it a troll game??

    anyways - I recon moar money would flood/flow/trickle/pee in if you put paypal/liberty reserve/money bookers etc donations on the front donate page and not have to make people join the forum to donate via paypal.

    If you are going to take credit cards then use ccbill - people recognise it from buying porn and know it safe.

    I did a sum to proove I'm right
    giving credit card details to season tolls + no ssl + site focus of some hackers + site possibly vulnerable to hackers = donater shits pants, runs away and want to use paypal instead .

    thats my opinion. I've already donated by paypal and bitcon so fu.

    anyone else agree/care about paypal donate??
     
  2. oddguy

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    What the fuck is wrong with your english ?
     
  3. zaiger

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    It is too SSL.

    We have paypal dummy, and Google checkout, and whatever other electronic money system you could imagine. That is just one way of donating. If you want to donate another way then talk to staff.

    Also, a lot of people donate through that web form with their credit card. We don't process it ourselves, it's done by a 3rd party company, and like I said above it is SSL. We care about ED, why would we do something to potentially doom the site or ourselves? If we wanted to make money off of it we would add ads, not rip off your debit cards.
     
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    It's understandable that you don't want anyone to find out you donated to ED ever. I don't see why you have to veil your fears with lies. If you wish to make a cash donation; there is a process available to do so as follows:
    Travel to the Salem Inn in Salem Mass. When you rent your room ask for "The Ed Special". They'll tack an extra $10 onto your bill as a room service charge. Before you enter your room, you're going to want to walk to the restroom, and wrap your donation money around your penis. Walk back to your room, remove all your clothing while facing your closet. Put a condom on over the money, and then sit on your bed.

    In fifteen minutes a large black person will throw a scrawny, scantily dressed man into your room. You'll know it's the right guy, because he'll have many needles scars on his arms. The black person will lock the door from the outside. You'll have to ravage the white man to be released. Take him onto your bed, and while you're thrusting in and out lean up to him and whisper "Your gift is all wrapped up". He'll know what this means.

    After you finish, probably in about fortyfive seconds, pull out. The man will clench, and the cash will remain hidden inside him. The man will give the code knock on the door, and black person will remove him from the premises; your donation will be complete.

    The man you met was Zaiger. The reason for the secrecy? There's a camera facing down to the bed to record everything that happenes in that room. You don't want a donation to ED to be on tape.
     
  5. zaiger

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  6. I_ran_over_lulzcat

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    I stand corrected.


    It just doesn't say https in the web address thats all ( does that mean it's ssl IDK).
    Also paypal/whatever can be quick and easy but contacting admins or joining forum adds hassle. not that you're not a pleasure to talk to etc but easier something is to do more likely it is to get done.
    [point illistraded by old joke
    your sister/girlfirend/boyfriend/brother/wife/mother/dad/mistress/pet dog/self are all easy and get done regularly :p ]

    ps rape train you are a poet.
     
  7. Baya Rae 4900

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    (1) Hack Wikipedia.
    (2) Redirect their donation page to our donation page.
    (3) ????
    (4) PROFIT!
     
  8. zaiger

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    No you are right, but the transaction doesn't take place on the page. It takes place on the widget which is only embedded onto the page, it is SSL though. It has to be to comply with standards.

    As for the PayPal and stuff we have to do it this way because people keep reporting our accounts and getting them banned. We lost like over $500 through WePay a few weeks ago when they closed our account, which was the reason for the big red letters at the top of the wiki last week saying that we wouldn't be here at the end of the month without donations. If we keep one account and post it on the wiki it will end up being closed again, so now we use a bunch of accounts and make people have to talk to someone in order to get the deets on one of them. It's all about security, sorry for any hassle it may cause.
     
  9. I_ran_over_lulzcat

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    Srsly who goes around reporting paypal accounts?

    I'm assuming their reason is something to do with a desire to censor ED/feel like their lives matter??