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    Hi, Dr. Rice. I am the developer of Splinter. Any questions you might have, I am happy to answer.
     
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    I feel like I've just jacked into cyberspace and hit a wall of fucking ice.
     
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    LOL ? I have no idea what this means. But it cannot be good, I think. Please elaborate.
     
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    Fuck off wintermute.

    I know it's you...
     
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    You think I am THIS?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wintermute_Engine

    This is quite interesting from the 30 seconds I scanned it. But I assure you I had never even heard of this until you just posted it... Or am I just wasting my time talkin to a nut with khalid sheikh mohammed fantasies?
     
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    LOL... No, I thought you were this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuromancer

    Mind you, it would be just like a sneaky AI to pretend not to be an AI.
     
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    Oh, haha, that is pretty funny. The wintermute I linked to seems to have similar functions to Splinter. Flippin WEIRD. And it is a stretch to call me intelligent, artificial or otherwise.. I get by on dumb luck.
     
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    lol. Fortune favours the bold, and lady luck smiles on fools and drunkards (I speak from experience on the last 2).

    Your avatar is very wintermute-ish. @Dr. Rice may be able to add to this discussion.
     
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    Can't be having wintermute-ISH type anything round heeyuh after that welcome greeting.
     
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    If you want a true welcome greeting, post in the noob thread.

    Until then (and probably after then) you'll be suspected of being a sock (and of being an AI by me).
     
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    Nah, I'm not postin in a noob thread, but thanks. I don't have any time.. I am here for Splinter. Maybe Splinter is wintermute. If anyone wants some answers about Splinter, hit me up here. It is the next gen desktop interface. It is absolute desktop dominance, you won't be disappointed if you give it a shot. Since someone else brought it up, I will simply elaborate. 100% free, no spammin hur.

    Splinter is a real-time still imagery in motion desktop interface / super simple imagery based programming language, and the ultimate desktop customizer. It turns your desktop into Wonderland, where the impossible becomes possible, and it is only limited by the imagination.
    It combines the 5 most commonly used desktop application functionality genres:
    File Launcher
    Icon Docking Station
    Stack Docklet
    Wallpaper Flipper
    Visual Style Editor
    in a unique way, giving it uniquely amazing abilities that have never been seen
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    Splinter Blog​


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    Addition Edition Splinter Promo


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    Splinter Features, Functions, and Usages Walkthrough


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    Splinter Installer​
    Splinter Portable​
    http://www.deviantart.com/download/284206886/splinter_exe_portable_download_by_dipperdon-d4p7jfq.zip
     
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    what the fuck am i looking at?

    im not reading all that shit until i get a summary to justify my fuck.
     
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    The ultimate desktop customizer. Watch the top video, Addition Edition, for a quick demo of some of what it can "do"