Spic Survives Harpoon Through Brain

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  1. Harpoons

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ll-brain-pierced-fishing-spear--survived.html
     
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    I believe that story. I'm sure fishermen mistake Hispanics for large aquatic creatures all the time. Especially when you consider the average size of certain Hispanic body areas.
     
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    silly newsmen, spics survive brain injuries because the the latino, the brain is a vestigial organ like the apendix.
     
  4. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Achmed the Dead terrorist approves.
    It's just a flesh wound!

    Where whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales so tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune!
     
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    Maybe the shooter thought he was a wetback.
     
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    A scratch? YOUR ARMS ARE OFF!
    Hey, atleast that adds one more mexican to the retard list.
     
  7. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Another drop of urine in a huge latrine of piss.

    They are retarded to begin with generally.
     
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    I'd pay attention if a kid was fiddling with something like that pointed in my direction. 0 fucks given to this guy.
     
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    Something else that cockroaches and beaners have in common.
     
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    Exactly, if someone was fucking around with a spear gun and pointing it around at people, it would end up deep in their asshole.
     
  11. Beatrice

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    Reminds me of Phineas Gage. Except after his injury his personality completely changed, this guy's probably will too since his brain was peirced.
     
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    Did they have to take it out? I would have just cut off the end and left it.
     
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    +10 internets for Harpoons posting this story.
     
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    Ese, I used to be a cholo liek you but I took a harpoon to the brain

    holmes
     
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    Well i was enjoying this thread up until this point then someone had to make an arrow to the knee joke which i was surprised nobody had already made when i clicked on it.

    Burn this thread,
     
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    ha ha ha

    HA HA HA HA HA HA
     
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    THAT LUCKY MARICON...HE CHEATED DEAD, THE SAME WAY HE DID AT SCHOOL :lulzsec: