Speaking with me, anyone?

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  1. LampFlower

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    Hey! Just had the idea that I want to speak with some random people by using speech, not just writing. Does anyone want to hear my voice?
     
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    not unless you have something interesting to say.
     
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    You can laugh at my accent.
     
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    and what is your accent?
     
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    I can't answer this question.
     
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    Oh fuck it, I'll PM you my skype name or something.
     
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    Translation: I'll PM you a link into a honey pot pedo trap, and if you follow it, you'll descend into an eternal dungeon of pain and sexual deviance.
     
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    Btw, $$Trooper is actually a pretty cool guy.
     
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    Ronny you are as Abrasive as @oddguy but almost twice as unlikeable.
     
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    You are Australian.
     
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    That'd hurt.
    But your a Wop.
     
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    What's this nonsense?
     
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    Translation: "I yearn for $$'s cock deep inside my poo-hole. I wish to become the hood ornament on the Mercedes that is his penis".
     
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    I lol'd.
     
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    There isn't a list of prison payphone #'s you can call to be heard?
     
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    Hey, I'm in the middle of my breakfast you fucker.
     
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    Hopefully $$'s cock won't make you gag on your cereal too much.

    Have fun swallowing while you imagine a huge engorged penis pounding your prostate.
     
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    Colon tearing, hardcore cow on man action.

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    Sorry to burst your bubble, but the Italian thing was a big fib on his part.
    Phone sex providers can provide pretty stimulating conversation too, if you know anyone with a landline.
     
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    Sorry. shitface, I don't eat shit like that, I eat real food.
     
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    Cereal is for faggots, I start my day with a raw egg mixed into a glass of orange juice.
     
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    This reminds me; there's no Rambo article on the wiki.

    EDIT: It was Rocky that drank the eggs, wasn't it... but the association is still valid
     
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    I'm not kidding, by the way. Every morning if I can help it. It actually tastes really good, almost like a smoothie.
     
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    A smoothie that came out of a bird's ass... no dheenks