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Discussion in 'Science & Technology' started by ExplosiveDiareah, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Space is the most boringest place ever, it is so boring that it is just boring, pure boredom, nothing happens out there and nothing moves, it's just empty, and nothing we see is even up to date, which is gay.

    Carl Sagan must have been one very boring fucking asshole to be around, who gives a shit about burning balls of gas millions of miles away, it's not like you are ever going to visit it.
    why fucking bother talking about these planets and shit? it's not like we even know they have life on them.


    So in closing.

    Space the final frontier, these are the boring waste's of time known as astronomy and exploration, it's ongoing mission, to waste millions of dollars, to seek out non existent life, and to boldly go where nobody else gives a fuck to go because space is boring and astronomers are stupid, and NASA needs to be fucking shut down to cut down on unnecessary spending.

    If you don't like it, go fuck yourself.

    The Moon is also the fucking boring est place ever, and it smells like an ashtray.
     
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    Said by a faggot ape who has never reached beyond seeing Google Images' pictures of space.



    It's definitely not going to be you.

    How about I send you to a wonderful time period where exploration itself does not exist? Bring your lapto-wait, they don't have Internets back then.

    Or we can change the NASA budget to necessary spending.

    Why don't you pull your head out of your own ass and look up? You'll see something way more interesting.

    Lol ok, this is the most retarded statement ever. You cannot smell the moon, because if you've stuck your nose out into the empty vacuum of space, anybody can tell you what will happen afterwards.

    And helium3.

    I say all of this in good faith. Those who say space is boring can dine on your own feces.
     
  3. ExplosiveDiareah

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    @The Doctor
    YOU CAN TOO SMELL THE MOON
    You bring in a sample of the MOON into a pressurized environment and smell it.
     
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    Are we assuming that he is in possession of a sample?
     
  5. ExplosiveDiareah

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    The Astronauts who went to the moon smelt the moon.
    It was pretty bad man, because it's like the atmosphere on mars, very fine dust particles, almost like smoke.
    Except the moon has alot of sharp and jagged silica dust particles from the lack of any erosion.
     
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    You can smell its surface but you cannot actually smell its atmosphere, therefore no one has ever smelled the moon.
     
  7. ExplosiveDiareah

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    it has no atmosphere therefore the atmosphere is not part of the equation that is smelling the moon.

    Why don't you smell MY MOON?
    Mooningmoon.
     
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    Your moon reeks of diarrhea, so no.
     
  9. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Tough shit, smell anyway.
     
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    Thank God it doesn't have any atmosphere. I'll just smell my own.
     
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    If you don't wear pants when you regenerate, does golden dust fly out of your cock and anus?
     
  12. The Doctor

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    No, because if they did my pants would get blasted apart.
     
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  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Fuck you, i want to see the post regenerative sparkly fart.
     
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    Fuck Rassilon who created regeneration in the first place.
     
  16. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Fuck whoever decided that the Doctor should be immortal to avoid the oncoming conflict of NO MORE AFTER 13
     
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    Well, they've got to end this epic series some day.
     
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    As far as i am concerned it ended once they brought River Song back, reciting her terrible poetry of soppy adornment of the Doctor "That good man that impossible man oh how i love him he makes galaxies explode with his charm"
     
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    Don't worry, she now only remain in a supercomputer.
     
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    It's not like the Earth will run out of resources or anything, so we don't need to go out, and find some more.
     
  21. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Delete System 32 and reboot.
    No more river song.
     
  22. ExplosiveDiareah

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    We just need to power everything with shit, as in SHIT
    Shit will become the best fuel source ever, virtually renewable in every way, China already uses SHIT to power everything.
     
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  24. The Doctor

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    In the future, everybody will drink recycled piss. We don't have to worry much about food, we can just breed'em.

    However, water is a necessity of life on Earth, and when the ice cap melts we have to solutions:

    1. Recycled Seawater

    2. Recycled Piss
     
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    dafuq does this have to do with computers/internet/technology

    although i do love astronomy and would never consider it a shitpost

    moved to hgc
     
  26. ExplosiveDiareah

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    reported
     
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    You know your report priv's got ganked, right?
     
  28. The Doctor

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    This dictatorship must end.