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what does this dream mean ?

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  3. i am in love with you oddguy and want your thing inside me.

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  1. oddguy

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    ... in my dreams i am an eagle,soaring through a sky of marmalade bunny,seeking for truth in the sunk city of Atlantis.where the porcupine people live and prosper,building houses and killing Jamaicans.i greet them in their native language that consists of whistles,clicks and urinating on each other shoes.i ask them where i can find the king who will tell me the secret of the truth.but they will not give up their knowledge for free and i must murder their children to get an answer.as they point me in the right direction i set their homes on fire and go out too seek the cardboard man who has been convicted of statutory rape at least seven times.he will protect me in my fight against the king,but i must pay him in staplers.we go to the kings castle that is made of fat mall security guards,and guarded by discount prostitutes.i go to enter,but can not continue because it's three in the morning and i'm doing a night shift at work.
     
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    Sounds like your average fanfic.
     
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    stop doing acid man.
     
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    I once had a dream where I was a cake... and immortal. Every time somebody eats me, I reform in their stomach and burst through their abdomen, like a superhero.
     
  5. scumhook

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    This dream means that you're a bored jew.

    I have a gift for interpretation.
     
  6. TwoStar

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    Your dreams are of very high quality. I am slightly jealous.
     
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    Official "Crazy Acid Dreams" thread thanks to oddguy. It probably means you should stop eating cold pizza before bed.
     
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    Stop eating mushrooms before going to sleep, is better to drink a glass of milk :meow:
     
  9. oddguy

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    fuck you all.
    this thread is quality.