Someone's not getting Easter Eggs this year

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    And that someone is the clumsy cunt of a cameraman who performed the following in a story that warms the heart and has provided our first (semi) Easter related laugh.

    Saws: http://www.theage.com.au/environment/animals/clumsy-cameraman-kills-rare-bunny-20120316-1v932.html

    Maybe if the stupid rabbit had spent less time fucking around with not growing ears and had invested a bit more time in:
    a) Looking up
    b) Jumping
    He'd still be here today, looking like a fat guinea pig.
     
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    They should have just taken a similar looking rabbit and chopped its ears off. It's not like the rodents have personalities, no one would notice the difference.
     
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    That rabbit got jacked. :rimshot:
     
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    Killed by its own fame. What fate befalls some.
     
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    I hope they didn't waste that genetically defective meat and fed it to some poor helpless negro.
     
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    Rabbits are shite

    Jesus brings the eggs!

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    Ahahahahahaha - I'm surprised I haven't heard about this yet. Germans love nothing more than a good animal story and this one is absolutely killer!
     
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    dear god... nobody keeps track of shit anymore.
     
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    Aww poor bunny.