Someone tried to seduce me on the internet...

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Fumo161, Oct 14, 2011.

  1. Fumo161

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    ...and I liked it.

    Cybering ftw!!
     
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    Try to do it in real life next time.
     
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    chat logs or it didn't happen
    edit: on second thought nevermind
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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  7. Dynamic Entry

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    and he liked it.

    proof of faggotry
     
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    i have a fake facebook profile i use posing as a nigger and i try to seduce girls with it all the time.

    good fun...

    i post shit like "YO BITCH U FINE AS HELL WANNA MEET ME UP AT WALGREENS"

    to the common response of "FUCK YOU"
     
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    You sir, are a faggot of the first, and higest order. Kindly leave this place and become an hero.
     
  10. oddguy

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    although fumo is a huge faggot,he does remind me of a story of my own.

    when i was about 15,some 25 y/o man suddenly sent me a verification request on the instant messaging program i was using at the time.
    i did not know this man,but he was over a decade older then me and lived in the same town.
    regardless,i decided to verify his friendship request.
    soon i discovered that,by his own account,he is a computer technician who PMed me simply because he was "looking for someone to talk to".
    this non threatening beginning soon moved to awkward questions about my penis and requests to meet at the local chess club.
    realizing the man was a pedophile,i immediately asked him to "send pics lol" and from that point on would tell him on a regular basis to whom iv shown it in spite of his requests for me to delete it.
    later i moved on to repeatedly making fun of his cancer stricken brother of which he told me in an attempt to get sympathy.
    all the while he continued to make creepy advances towards me.
    at some point i considered filing a complaint at the police department,but got cold feet at the last moment.something i regret to this day. (imagine the lulz i had missed out on.)
    finally,after 4 months of me joking about his brothers kidney failure and impending death,he realized that this is an ass he would not be "tappin'" and moved on to other shota pray.

    this was story time with uncle oddguy.
     
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    One day on MSN chats, some 15 years ago, I was cybering with this hot babe who was telling me about her hot tits and giving me ques how to jack off. She asked me if I was cumming and I answered 'hell yea,' then she told me she was a he and that I had been played. But I didn't care because it was a sweet hot orgasm and the guy roleplayed a chick really well. His screen name was Lotus. He was from Oregon.
    I thanked him for his time, balled up the tissue, and went back to flaming Hanson fans with a renewed vigor.
     
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    that is a nice story.
    i have one too.

    several months ago i was doing my usual "going on omegle and pretending to be a nazi" bit.
    to my surprise,one girl not only did not recoil at my racist blabber,but rather enjoyed it.
    soon she began awkwardly attempting to segway the conversation into cyber sex.but having masturbated only recently,i was not in the mood.
    after convincing her to strip naked and spank herself with various household items,i told her i would be posting the chat log onto as many public forums as possible and laughed.
    i waited for her to finish begging me not to. (why she did this i don't know,it's not like anyone would know who she was.) replied:
    "nope."
    and disconnected.
     
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    Do tell.
     
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    Fumo confirmed for gay faggot.
     
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  16. Fumo161

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    You're just jealous because you can't even get laid virtually, let alone the real world. At least I can!
     
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    HAHAHAHA! You sure are one funny kid. Sorry, but I'm not a virgin like you. Haven't been in, oh, about 7 years. Also, I had sex yesterday. My horny boyfriend woke me up, and I was trying to sleep, too. Ah well, no complaints here. You, on the other hand, turn to "women" on the interwebz to "cyber". Sorry buddy, but no girlz on the interwebz, remember? You just got raped by a guy. On the internet.
     
  18. Dynamic Entry

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    BOOM, get RAPED, fumo. you FAGGOT
     
  19. Fumo161

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    Sorry Sublime, but your half-assed attempt to make fun of me is degrading to you. If you're going to post bullshit post a link to prove it.

    Try harder.
     
  20. Dynamic Entry

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    sorry but shes not gonna post a link for you to fap to, you loser.

    and btw, just denying everything and calling everyone a shitposter isnt winning.

    shoulda lurked moar, faggot.
     
  21. Harpoons

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    Ouch.
     
  22. Fumo161

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    Do you always speak for other people? How about you let her have the confidence to stick up for herself instead of having you white knight for her? It won't get you laid.
    Also everyone who isn't me is a shitposter.
    Obviously you have not lurked as much as I have, or you would have known this.
    Now that I have completed verbally assaulting you, kindly an hero.
     
  23. Dynamic Entry

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    its not white knighting you retard. lol you mustve not lurked at all.

    also youre suffering from un-warranted self-importance, which means youre a giant fag.

    bottom line: youre a loser, and a virgin, and the fact you posted a thread about cybering like it was something to be proud about just proves it.

    you shouldve just stayed in 4chan, with the rest of the weebs and neckbeards.
     
  24. jack

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    WE STILL ON THIS SHIT?!?! There are seven billion people in the world and some of them are really fucking and were wasting time on one shitposter who had imaginary sex? There are so many people to make fun of that really had sex. like people who fuck fat chicks or niggers.
     
  25. Dynamic Entry

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    its too much fun to troll fumo.

    his replies are pure lulz.

    and shit.
     
  26. Sublime

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    You ask ME for proof, but don't bother giving US proof of any chat you might have had. (Not sure we really want proof, like Rock said, but I digress...)

    I can't really prove I had sex yesterday, but how's this?

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    Sorry about the bad lighting, I'm still at work and I had to go to the bathroom to take a picture. In case you can't see what it says:

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    Good enough?

    Dynamic: So much fun. :awesomesmall:
     
  27. jack

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    LOL. [​IMG]
    look out for water.
     
  28. Fumo161

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    On to you, faggots.
     
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    Lol, I know, I hate my nose. :(
     
  30. jack

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    Nope, I'm trolling everyone in this tread kinda.