So you find a secret clone lab

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  1. Ramsey Bolton

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    Sup I was bored so i made this.
    If you were to find a giant clonning lab what would be your first action be?
    my would be to burn it to the ground because I don't want a clone uprising b. A black market to be made from clone slaves and/or organ farms and c. For the lulz
     
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    Clone myself, like, a million times, become army and rule everything.
     
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    Clone Bruce Lee and Pol Pot

    make GAME OF DEATH PART II
     
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    i would be pregnant with my clone & raise her as my daughter...
    i would be a great parent because i would know all of her neurosises...
     
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    I would clone myself so I can be the first to learn what it's like to have sweet, sweet buttsex with myself.
     
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    I had a bitchin' semmich last week. This nice lab would mean I can have the same one each day.

    Either that, or just clone my dong a hundred times and throw them out of the car window at pedestrians.
     
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    I would clone myself, which would go completely wrong because the people who created the clone machine didn't configure all of the human dna building blocks, so it'll create insane mutants, who would go on a complete rampage allover the city, and the people would hang me for lacking intuition and using the machine and then they will get killed from the mutants, who rushes in after my hanging.

    Cloning's a bitch.
     
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    Is it illegal to kill a person you created through cloning? Would they be considered real people? I would love to be able to make a girl to rape and kill every so often.
     
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    That's assuming they aren't already making more clones everyday to test horrible things on.
     
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    3) Love your work
     
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    Clones would just be vegetables or living, pulsating flesh cause the have no souls.
     
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    I would make one single clone of myself. Not for sex. Not for organ harvesting. Not for killing.

    This one clone would do almost exactly what I do. I would have it do things I can't do. Possibly run errands. Go to work. Basically I'm a lazy cunt and it would be a slave. I would also make it get tattoos and shit. Also I would have only one because people can barely handle one of me. I mean that like I'm very quick in response to comebacks and stuff. Being able to bounce off of myself I would be awesome. Plus more than one of me would be really annoying.
     
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    3 more clones of you is the best, when you're playing NinjaBaseballBatman.

    YES. NINJABASEBALLBATMAN!!

     
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    Asexual super soldiers. It's not even a choice. I'd be crazy not to.
     
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    I would clone myself one time then live my life like it was a Mary Kate and Ashley movie.

    We could go shopping and get into quirky predicaments.
     
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    I'd blow it up and put an end to Asia.
     
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    make a harem of female $$Troopers who are also expert assassins and are loyal to me alone.
    then i shall move to the middle east and become a worldwide weapons dealer.
     
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    or just clone me about 4 times and become the new Jackson 5
     
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    ^ sweet clone post bro


    ha ha
     
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    Unless you're an exceptionally feminine bloke, or gay, I don't think you want that.
     
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    that seriously doesn't get old.
    though i'd like to know how 4 $$Troopers becomes a wereleno.
     
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    so i'll make them wear veils.
    i will have my cloned harem.
     
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    Why not clone an attractive member of the opposite sex instead of, you know, yourself?
     
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    i'd have to kidnap her.
     
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    So?
     
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    well, since we are breaking the law in cloning people i guess kidnapping is ok too
    in for a penny, in for a pound.