So...what's it feel like from a guy's standpoint?

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  1. BaloneyFunTime

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    Always wondered but am too shy to ask out loud...so, strangers on the interwebs, what's sex like from a guy's pov?
     
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    Probably why they fumble so much.
     
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    hurhurhur sports joke.

    but seriously, we tend to be very self conscious so we try to do anything in our power to make sex enjoyable for the other person.
     
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    unless its rape, then its all wham bamb thank you ma'am
     
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    aww, no slamming? But I love slamming.
     
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    if it makes a rapist cum faster then i guess you could include slamming, punching, knife blows and cranial trauma
     
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    I think I'd rather be the one raping. It feels good to be in charge
     
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    So we can brag about our technique and sensibility.

    Vanity, but in the Cosmopolitan way. Fucking brainwashed generation we are
     
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    Nah, I think it goes with any generation of male--no offense! Being a young lady makes me want to do my best, too. After all, if I can't boast about my skills and offer advice in my drinking circle then I'm fucked.
     
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    From a guy's POV? ...Hrm- I think I was way too fucking nervous to remember too much. But, uh- I guess, like someone said above, we're pretty self-conscious about it. It's pretty much a guessing game of 'Am I doing it right' and 'what the hell is she thinking, I can't even tell'. This is, after all, an age where the almighty penis can make or break a relationship. Well, only if you believe in Cosmo, which an unfortunate number of people in this generation do.

    It's a little bit of Freud in there, too. No, no, not the 'screw your mothers part'. It's kind of... trying to live up to how we -think- we should be performing, thanks to porn, T.V., porn, filthy lies from people we know, porn, the internet, and porn.

    But that's only in the first couple of minutes. After that, it's more 'screw it, we're already doing it so I can't possibly suck that much'. From then on, our mental capacities are strictly focused on two things- the task at hand, and making sure we don't say the name of the person we're really wishing we were bedding at that moment. Because yes, guys really do screw up like that, and it never fails to be hilarious. Especially if the name called out is the woman's sister or mother.
     
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    Actually, I really appreciate everything you said in your entire post...but this last part? Oh my! Hahaha, better than calling out the dog's name, though.
     
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    It took me 20 years to admit that, after all, missionary position is the best, when you are in love, I mean

    if only because is the one which allow to always maintain eye contact
     
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    If I wasn't lazy I'd photoshop the tattoo onto his arm and make it my new avatar
     
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    fucking do it.
     
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    That depends. Are we talking prepubescent, pubescent or post-pubescent?
     
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    Haha, well I'm twenty and my bedmate is 22, so definitely young adult at least.
     
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    In that case he just wants to ejaculate inside you and go to sleep.
     
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    HAHA! Some days that seems about right
     
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    Well he's biologically programmed to be like that so if he isn't like that then there's something wrong with him. A chemical imbalance, probably.

    If you want to find a partner for sex then I'd advise you get a boy who has just hit puberty. They have a massive libido, massive sexual stamina and absolutely no sexual inhabitation.
     
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    Nah, I'm good. I'm one of those sappy girls who picks the cuddly things first. I was just curious on views from other guys :3
     
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    Hm. I wouldn't really call the barely restrained sexual power of a pubescent male "cuddly" by any means.
     
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    It's pretty good, can be a huge amount of work, especially if you've done lots of substances; trying anything just to come so you can go to sleep.
     
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    This is basically what I got from the OP
     
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    You know, I worked at a sandwich shop, too...not entirely unrelated.
     
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    Personally, I don't give a fuck about cumming, it's some kind of retarded instinct but I always want her to come first (HA HA I WON NA NA NA NA something like that). Perhaps its because of all them vidyagaems, but I always feel it like a game where you gotta make her cum.
    From my POV, the best part is to be able to drive a girl nuts by giving pleasure... this is specialy obvious when a guy gives head. Also when slamming it, feels good man.
     
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    couldnt have said it better myself.