So this last weekend I went to London

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  1. RiKio

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    And I want to ask some things to the britfags:

    -Why is Enfield so full of shit? I mean, most of the houses were almost abandoned, with beds and couches out in the lawn. That district creeped me the shit out. Everything was under construction. What the hell.
    -Why the sidewalks are so ruined? Most of the tiles were out of their place- fuck, I tripped over almost four times. Its even worse than Madrid, and those are big words.
    -Speaking of Madrid, that city is known for its permanent works, but London was also full of works too! Just what the hell are you doing, building Khazad-Dûm? Also, lolwut, you hired a Spanish company for that? So we are not so ruinous bastards right?
    -You sure 44% of the population is white? I only saw whites, whites and whites. There were niggas, pakis and asians too, but they weren´t as much as I expected.
    -Lol, London is so full of spaniards I didn´t even need to speak english, almost everyone knew Spanish lol.
    -British Musem? HAHAHAHAAH You must be joking chav! That place should be called the Spoliation Museum. The only British thing I found there were the signs. Man, the London Museum has more dignity than that place.
    -Why is everything so full of cameras? Boys, 1984 was meant to be taken as an advice, not as a role model!
    -Why that obssession with carpets? I mean, why dont you stop buying carpets and use the money instead on, lets say, better walls, or more solid foundations?
    -Why do the women scream with that high pitch?
    -The Scots, with those skirts, are manlier than you, and you have to assume that. They want independence because they dont want to be associated with you anymore, faggots.
     
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    thx, always interesting to learn about other kulchas from a fellow creepy dudes point of view