So there I was, like sitting in class and stuff, one headphone in, listening to some drum and bass, when my instructor, Mr. Goldfish, like, blows my mind with some new, off the wall chemistry shit that explains that a calorie approximates the energy needed to increase the temperature of 1 kilogram of water by 1 °C. This is exactly 1,000 small calories or about 4.2 kilojoules. Whoa. So, naturally, I exclaim, "Holy Shit, Mr. Goldfish, that's really fucking cool." In which He replies, "No, Stormy, it's actually kinda hot." and then the asshat in the seat behind me whispers "Trolled softly." and attempts to give me a body massage. Like, who attempts to give a random chick a fucking body massage, right?