So the cops show up at my door I did not know.

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Digimon, Sep 6, 2018.

  1. Digimon

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    Ediot

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    Supposedly my father talked to the detective and I am accused of multiple felonies (cyber bullying, threats, etc). I thought camel was joking when he said he reported me to the feds. I was just joking about everything and am a contributing member of society with a positive review on google plus for my job.
    Please drop all charges and understand that I am just trying to be funny and this is the price I pay on a quest to be a comedian. My satire is very lowbrow but I was in the National honors society. I will not last three seconds in prison.

    Also maybe you should listen to the video on Thylegende’s channel and then apologize to Taekesi for listing Thylegende as his sock puppet. Maybe delete the user from Taekesi’s alleged sock puppets page as he would never defend me.
    Look I am in no way threatening to Encyclopedia Dramatica and would never DDOS anybody or shoot anybody.
    http://photos.jacksonville.com/mycapture/enlarge.asp?image=36249616&event=1266093&CategoryID=14334
    Here is proof I was in NHS and am actually smart guy. I was just joking and trolling you all and apologize.
    You can delete the articles now if you want to relinquish my presence from Encyclopedia Dramatica for I admit I have wrong you all gravely.
     
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    I am not just saying all this to get the charges dropped either.


    Another TaekesiLegend does not belong to Taekesi either and should be removed from his article.
     
    #2 Digimon, Sep 6, 2018
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    You have autism
     
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    The psychiatrist I went to said I was high functioning autistic and schizophrenic
     
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    this is highly unfortunate

    let me get this situation straightened out for you ok donald
     
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    he's very dolicofacial
     
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    He obviously got the high functioning part wrong though.
     
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    stop breaking the law asshole
     
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    no one mention what happened last month w/ me but since when are cyber bullying and threats felonies let alone misdemeanors
     
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    since bubba's eye caught on your supple white ass
     
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    no seriously what's @Digimon getting charged with??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
     
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    No seriously can someone tell me how TF he got arrested???? Because cyberbullying isn't a crime lest the Jessi slaughter thing wouldn't have been a meme
     
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