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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Rev, Nov 20, 2011.
Yeah... That were fun, guise. Now... guess why! Go!
You were making too much racket while masturbating?
Close; try again.
you made a faggoty thread on EDF?
cause im on the phone with them right now about it so i guess youll be seeing them twice tonight
I already saw them twice. Dumbass.
ahhh so that got my info about your faggoty ass thread.
What did you say?
what did YOU say?
Your fursuit scared the neighbors kid.
Actually... That's completely true, and I'm the bigger man in admitting that. @oddguy, closer than Akula, but not quite.
You frequently are the recipient in violent BDSM where you are whipped with a cat o' nine tails, tied to a cross, made to drink your own blood, and finally sodomized with a huge strap on dildo which is worn by a woman who is wearing Nazi style leather attire.
That's why the police, the five oh, the pigs were called to your home. Your screams were misinterpreted as the howls of a person being tortured and possibly murdered. The cops laugh it off as the go for doughnuts and coffee at the local Indian run Dunkin' Doughnuts.
How did I do?
Actually, that's not it. Sorry
I did think I could get a few likes out of that post.
I'll like it for you, love
Now tell us why the police showed up at your humble abode.
Because my mother called them after drinking a gallon of wine...
All this bandwidth and time wasted. I pray that you abstain from post until you realize the mechanics of a good post.
You should teach me in the ways of coolness I'm sure you're quite the good teacher.
you had your sound system cranked up to maximum while listening to furry porn?
I'm merely an articulate drunk. You should seek a the advice of S4, he is the master of the "quality post".
I'm an inarticulate drunk. Who be S4?
Well I'm sure wherever you are the cops prefered your wined up mother over the usual monkey on the animal tranqs/speed/whatever else they call dat angel dust shit.
You were smoking enough Weed the trails could be seen a mile away?
Mmmm... Angel dust... @Allele, you're making me drool. I haven't gotten high in many months.