So the cops came to my house again, tonight...

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  1. Rev

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    Yeah... That were fun, guise. Now... guess why! Go!
     
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  3. Rev

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    Close; try again.
     
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    you made a faggoty thread on EDF?

    cause im on the phone with them right now about it so i guess youll be seeing them twice tonight
     
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    I already saw them twice. Dumbass.
     
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    ahhh so that got my info about your faggoty ass thread.

    case dismissed.

    caper solved.

    thread closed.
     
  7. Rev

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    What did you say?
     
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    Actually... That's completely true, and I'm the bigger man in admitting that. @oddguy, closer than Akula, but not quite.
     
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    You frequently are the recipient in violent BDSM where you are whipped with a cat o' nine tails, tied to a cross, made to drink your own blood, and finally sodomized with a huge strap on dildo which is worn by a woman who is wearing Nazi style leather attire.

    That's why the police, the five oh, the pigs were called to your home. Your screams were misinterpreted as the howls of a person being tortured and possibly murdered. The cops laugh it off as the go for doughnuts and coffee at the local Indian run Dunkin' Doughnuts.

    How did I do?
     
  12. Rev

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    Actually, that's not it. Sorry :)
     
  13. Negi Springfield

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    Well shucks.

    I did think I could get a few likes out of that post.
     
  14. Rev

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    I'll like it for you, love :)
     
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    Gee thanks.

    Now tell us why the police showed up at your humble abode.
     
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    Because my mother called them after drinking a gallon of wine...
     
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    All this bandwidth and time wasted. I pray that you abstain from post until you realize the mechanics of a good post.
     
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    You should teach me in the ways of coolness ;) I'm sure you're quite the good teacher.
     
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    you had your sound system cranked up to maximum while listening to furry porn?
     
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    I'm merely an articulate drunk. You should seek a the advice of S4, he is the master of the "quality post".
     
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    Well I'm sure wherever you are the cops prefered your wined up mother over the usual monkey on the animal tranqs/speed/whatever else they call dat angel dust shit.
     
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    You were smoking enough Weed the trails could be seen a mile away?

    @Negi PCP?
     
  24. Negi Springfield

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    Yeah.

    That.
     
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    Mmmm... Angel dust... @Allele, you're making me drool. I haven't gotten high in many months.