So it appears Evangelion was RIGHT about the origin of human life

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    LUCA? Ancient Aliens made it
     
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    Dude this is some whackjob with an interesting theory. There's not alot of good evidence, and calling it a "mega organism" is a gross exaggeration. All he's saying is that there might have been a predecessor to archaea that formed colonies that swapped genes with eachother. And even then his microbiology is shaky.

    Take it from a pro. This isn't news. Please delete it.
     
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    I got bored of EVA so I don't understand :((((
     
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    and yet there is one the shitposters fear, in their tongue he is PerpA, PerpetuallyAroused

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    God did it. End of story.
     
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    WTH? "LUCA" They can't think a better name?
     
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    Doesn't seem to talk about kids in tight spandex piloting robots with the souls of their dead mothers.
     
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    Progenotes can make proteins using genes as a template, but the process is so error-prone that the proteins can be quite unlike what the gene specified. Both Di Giulio and Caetano-Anollés have found evidence that systems that make protein synthesis accurate appear long after LUCA.

    LUCA could only make simple isoprenoid membranes, which were leaky

    It's hard to know what happened before the split.

    Sounds like the perfect scenario of increasingly complex information interchange leading to a phase change---> the split
     
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    SHUT Up. You know noting of genetics

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    ok..so the Third Impact is near??:confused:
     
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    only if the gopniks take over.
     
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    I'm glad you asked:

     
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    haha, genetics is fake
     
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    That's awesome.

    I don't think you can analzye that kind of awesome.

    I like you and your thinking.
     
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    When I heard
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    I am deeply disappoint.