so im having a party

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  1. Likeicare

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    11:45pm, im currently hosting an 18th birthday party.
    I have real parties, Melbourne style

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    Keep calm and carry on
     
  2. Milwin

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  3. Likeicare

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    That is from someone throwing up blood, taking moar pics
     
  4. Cobalt

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    CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST PERIOD!

    CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST PERIOD!

    CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST PERIOD!

    CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST PERIOD!

    CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST PERIOD!

    CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST PERIOD!

    CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST PERIOD!
     
  5. Likeicare

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    How it started

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    End result

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    my girlfriends reaction: OMG KELSEY WHAT THE FUCK! GET IN THE CAR IM TAKING YOU THE HOS
    PITAL OMG!!!!!

    my reaction: Kelsey what the fuck, you're cleaning it up when you get back.

    Thread was made 5 minutes after it happened, fuck you guys have taken over my life

    Btw im high as fuc,
     
  6. Cobalt

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    You have a girlfriend? I CALL BULLSHIT!
     
  7. Milwin

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    post pic of you being high and using drug
     
  8. Likeicare

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    Jelly?
     
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    Good thread.
     
  10. Cobalt

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    Fuck yes. I AM YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
     
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    I guess that explains why likey favors you over me :qq:
     
  12. Cobalt

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    Because I am better at fellatio. You don't even swallow, you whore.
     
  13. Likeicare

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    Should I take self pic to tnos hpw high I am?
     
  14. Cobalt

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    Only if you are dying in the picture.
     
  15. MrGask

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    Looks more like raspberry jam.
     
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    #FreeGask

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    Your girlfriend is retarded. That is chili chunks, not blood.
     
  17. Cobalt

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    Of course she is retarded. Why else would "she" have sex with Chris?
     
  18. Likeicare

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    #swaglife one of my best friends. I need to set it so the front camera doesn't reverse the pic after saved

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  19. Cobalt

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    Nice sh00p there.
     
  20. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    What?
     
  21. Cobalt

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    You clearly photoshopped that image. No way any human would be this close to you. And you don't have any friends. FAX!
     
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    They have free hospital over there anyway (I think), so I guess sucking up some poor RN's time with stupid bullshit is par for the course.
     
  23. Likeicare

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    :( I thought you milwin link and uber were my friends
     
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    Post a picture of your girl's tits. If she really loves you, she will write "property of likeicare" on them.
     
  25. Likeicare

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    Depends on what its for
     
  26. Cobalt

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    We are. But that doesn't mean that we like you.
     
  27. Likeicare

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    At the moment, and after my many years as a medical surgeon, I have come to the official diagnosis that her liver is failing.

    I joke about this, but she does drink a LOT and the signs point to it. I have so far had no word from the hospital, so could it be her liver?
     
  28. Cobalt

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    I am an MD. Show me a picture of her tits, and I will tell the state of her liver. That's how SCIENCE works.
     
  29. Likeicare

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    I wou, d, but im at home, smoking, while she is in hospital
     
  30. Cobalt

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    Good job of letting her die. She needs the professional care of an internet cat, with a PhD and a BA in Arts.