So I'm being kicked out of my house

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    I don't know what to do. Any advice?
     
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    Get drunk as fuck
     
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    I've lost most of my friends due to becoming a recluse, so nope.
     
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    I know that feel bro, do you have enough money to go get a shity apartment by yourself?
     
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    I'm being kicked out for not having a job, so nope.
     
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    @Heskett

    do you have family near by?
    you must have at least one friend who can help you...
     
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    Lock yourself in.
    Cry like a bitch (not hard for you)
    Suck your dad's cock

    If that doesn't work and you're kicked out to be homeless, here's a survival guide from none other than EDF's biggest penis user, me:
    Buy peanut butter and survive like a boss for 2 weeks
    Settle near a library so you can contact your friends and find shelters and shit (and get access to ED)
    Find the nearest drinking fountain (to wipe off your cum)
    Don't pack all your shit
    Travel with only necessary clothes
    Join a very cheap Gym so you can shower(some have like $10 every week)
    Other homeless people WILL steal your shit. If one tries to do it remember this simple rule: "Left foot Right nut, Right foot Left nut"
     
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    wow... that's actually good advice.
     
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    My father lives 1000 miles away in Florida and his new wife does not want any kids living with them. I'm being serious, no friends.
     
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    why do you live so far from family?
    where's your mom?
     
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    Basically, you're feeling the sting of being a lazy, leech parasite and charmless fag.

    Here's a tip for you: man the fuck up.
     
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    You could stop being a loser, that might help.
     
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    well.. i got kicked out of my house like 5 times when i was 19-20 years old

    lol

    you can stay at a motel/hotel for a while.. i lived in one for like 2 weeks
    call everyone you know and ask if you can stay with them
    im sure you can crash at friends till you get your shit together
    start looking for an apartment?

    and why did you get kicked out if you dont mind me asking
     
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    My heart goes out to you. You have the net currently at your disposal, look up homeless shelters in your area. Also look up sober living homes (they'll work with you) but you have to be clean for both shelters and sober living homes. If you have a car, find a Open 24/7 Walmart, park in the area, and try not to make it seem too obvious that you are squatting.

    If you have a neighborhood library you can use their computers for the net. And if worst comes to worst you can go to a Police Station, walk in and say "I have no where else to go, please help me.) They'll help you out some way with at least godamn bus tokens.

    I'll post more when I think of more stuff.
    Keep your head up.
     
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    or fuck the man up instead

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    lol what.. go to the police station ?
    wtf who would do that? no one does that
     
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    Yeah, I meant that

    (Now srly, I didn't expect you to give good advice instead of trololol. In fact, I respect you for that, sir)
     
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    I've been given a couple of weeks to figure out something. The only option I think I have here is contacting my brother whom I do not get along with and see if I can stay at his apartment for a little while.
     
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    be thankful that you at least get time to figure out what to do

    and ill ask again
    why did you get kicked out
     
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    wow he doesnt have a fucking job?
    how old is this kid??
    i would kick him out too

    its not that hard to get a job
    he is clearly fat/lazy
    and i no longer have sympathy for him