~So I was in the shower~ x ; )

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Elvis, Oct 25, 2013.

  1. Elvis

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    AND I HAD A PRETTY HEFTY GLOB OF SNOT UP MY RIGHT NOSTRIL, SO I CLOSED THE OTHER ONE AND CHOFFED IT OUT. UNFORTUNATELY IT FLEW DIRECTLY INTO MY PUBIC HAIR, SO AS I WAS COMBING BOOGER OUT OF MY MAN BUSH WITH MY FINGERS I THOUGHT "SWEET BABY JESUS THIS IS SUCH A DISGUSTING NEW LOW I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK". I PROCEEDED TO VOMIT ALL OVER THE SHOWER FLOOR, MY MULTICOLORED SPEW-CHUNKS BEGAN TO CIRCLE AND CLOG UP THE DRAIN WHICH CAUSED THE MURKY PUKE WATER TO RAISE UP TO MY ANKLES. BUT IT DIDN'T STOP THERE, WATER FILLED UPWARDS AND KEPT RISING, CAUSING ME TO FLOAT UP NEAR THE TOP LIKE I WAS IN SOME KIND OF JAMES BOND TRAP BUT IT DIDN'T HAVE A ROOF SO I JUST CLIMBED OVER. FIGURED MY ROOMATES CAN DEAL WITH OPENING THE SHOWER DOORS TO A WAVE OF MISTY BARF WATER WHILE I FUCKING BLOG ABOUT IT (__)__)============D~~~
     
  2. Immortal_Cake

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    Tell me more about your left nostril.
     
  3. Milwin

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    didn't get a boner
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  4. Gayligula

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    I guess you having a shower is special enough for making a new thread
     
  5. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    After reading this...i don't want even take a bath...
     
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