So, I was in church this morning...

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    Lol, no I wasn't. Fuck that boring-ass shit.

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    I went to the lab and disproved the bible some more.
     
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    You did a BRB CHURCH?

    Oh nevermind.

    Let me know when you do go and do a BRB CHURCH on some loli.
     
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    What? Doing science takes precedence over everything, nigga...even your precious loli.
    Now say 10 "Hail Sagans" and do theoretical physics for 20 minutes.

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    Speaking of church..

    My high school football team required us to go to church once on sunday just to, as they said "better yourselfs". It is a majority nigger black school.

    The first thing i was greeted with is pretty much this.
     
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  6. Lucky

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    Oh you. Joe as soon as I saw this thread I thought "No you didn't". You're full of more shit than a triple stuffed burrito at Taco Bell.
     
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    Meanwhile
    "Research illustrates that 99 percent of students believe in some aspect of the paranormal, noted Miller, such as subliminal perception, ESP, telepathy, psychic healing or astrology, and the number of students who are persuaded to abandon their beliefs in the paranormal is distressingly small."

    Good going.
     
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    I just remembered that there's no Taco Bells or KFCs anywhere in my town.

    too many white people for one of those places.
     
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    Hail Sagan!
     
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    All the KFC's in my area have been closed down, and we have an imperial fuckload of niggers here. There are still Taco bells though, although unlike in the south we do not have the Taco bell/KFC/Pizza hut all in one building. They are all their own stores around here. Kind of sad now that I think about it. When I first moved to Florida and saw one of those with them all in the same building I thought I died and went to heaven. Then I remembered I was in Florida and moved to New Hampshire instead.
     
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    There's this one KFC in the slums that's been closed down for years, but every time I drive by it niggers are standing outside it.
     
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    Oh wow.

    That's just craaaaaaaaazy.
     
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    Niggers. What do you expect?
     
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    The rats normally leave when the ship goes down.
     
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    So rats are more intelligent than monkeys.
     
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    They have to be to be used in SCIENCE!
     
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    Now that I think about it, I've never seen a monkey run a maze.
     
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    Church? Ha! All you need is blow, prostitutes and HBO when you worship CHARLIE SHEEN like I do!
     
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    The unattainable is unknown...when you are Carl Sagan.

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    Disproving the bible isn't much of a challenge when you're Sagan.
     
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    Nothing is a challenge when you are Sagan.

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    Sagan derived his super science powers from smoking copious amounts of cannabis.

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    The entire concept of disproving isn't much of a challenge when you're Douglas Adams.
     
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    Carl Sagan. The hero Earth needs.
     
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    Apart from not looking like a retarded pederast with anal-leakage, apparently.
     
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    Talk about Doctor Sagan like that again, and I will hunt you down and kill you with my bare hands.
     
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    I love some gospel

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    YES BLACK ANGELS.
     
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    Carl Sagan isn't dead or alive. Carl Sagan IS life and death.