So i turned 30 today

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  1. lulzyer

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    In the past year i have 1. Gotten the job i always wanted, 2. got married and 3. purchased a home. I turned 30 today.

    Like all people, you always think back to what could have happened or what you could have done differently. I think about the different chicks i could have banged in college and law school.

    Goodbye 20's. You were fucking awesome and it was a blast.

    PS i am drinking this:

    http://drinkinsider.com/2012/02/red-breast-12-cask-strength-single-pot-still-irish-whiskey-review/
     
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    Looks like your wishlist is already complete, so what are you going to do now?
     
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    Play some fuckin Vidya, i have a shitload to catch up on. May Payne 3, Skyrim, some PSP images, Diablo 3
     
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    Congrats bro.
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    Happy birthday, now where are my party favors?
     
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    Plenty of scotch and whiskey and rum and vodka and gin at my place, ALL OF ED IS INVITED

    I'LL INFORM MY WIFE
     
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    Well done lulz. Everyone thought you were gay. Can you confirm the "wife" has a vagina?

    Nice choice in booze.
     
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    Congratulations men...one year closer to dead, cheers.
     
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    Play Chrono Cross if you haven't already. Far as I know, it's fully playable all the way through on an emulator. I recommend pSX and using a wireless 360 controller.
     
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    Happy birthday Lulzyer, now get drunk and make a ass of yourself.
     
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    I have posted pics of her tits before, but i have no vagina pics
     
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    Back on videogames just as the industry is dying.
    of aids and plagiarism.
     
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    Gratz. Hey, I was wondering if you could give me some legal advice regarding being faught with marijuana plants in Washington. Hasn't happened yet but I like to be prepared.
     
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    I am actually going to work in a few minutes. I'll see if i can hop on the public WiFi and answer some questions.
     
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    Take your time, I'm not in any huge hurry to get these questions answered. My only real concern is, what happens when I am caught red handed, and how do we deal with it? By red handed, I mean they use cameras to get footage of us tending or even harvesting from the plants via hidden cameras or something. We are currently raising 12 plants with five people, only one of which has a medical marijuana license. It is out doors on private property that does not belong to us. It is essentially a big marsh outside of a golf course.
     
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    If you are caught red handed, take a plea deal. Most Prosecution offices have a "plea out now or it's gonna get harsher second". Take a public defender. It may sound counter intuitive, but they are the best. They deal with the prosecutors and justice system every single day. Unless you kill someone, dont bother paying a private attorney. Private attorneys tend to attack the process. They will go for 4th amendment issues every time. Unfortuneately, Drug Policy and Law has been litigated so many fucking times now (and multiple SCOTUS reviews) that the police have a ton of power to do whatever the fuck they want. Unless their process was completely illegal, it would be very tough to get out of a charge like that.

    All plea agreements are based on your prior felonies, whether or not they are allegable (time frame) or not. If you are a first time offender, you'll get a good offer. If it's your 2nd felony in 4 years, you will be doing time in the DoC.

    12 plants with 5 people = Conspiracy. That one you'll get nailed with. Here is what i would charge:

    Possession of Marijuana For Sale
    Conspiracy to commit Marijuana For Sale (a lesser included offense to make a jail term harsher)
    Trafficking of Marijuana
    Possession of Drug Paraphernalia

    Probably throw in some Facilitation

    The Marijuana license doesnt help a whole lot; it's not a defense to growing pot plants outside in a marsh. I am sure the MJ laws in WA are very specific to how, where, how much someone with a pot card can grow.

    Next up i will post my old B&W photos i put up at one time of my wife's rack
     
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    getting older is so depressing..i turn 23 in a few weeks and to me that feels like 30..i could never imagine living past 25..no point..
     
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    Congrats I guess
     
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    It's not about age,it's about how you feel.

    And I feel eighty.

    I honestly can't wait to be old so people don't have any expectations of me... I can't just sit around and be surly and angry for no reason and no one will be able to tell me anything.
     
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    Really? I'd have guessed that your mental age was closer to that of a 13 year old boy who never got past the whole "fuck you, mom and dad" phase.
     
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