So I smoked some salvia

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    Remember when I left to do drugs for like a week? Here is one of those nights. I'm not going to give a bunch of annoying backround, but ask me any questions you like. I'm the one taking a hit, in the $20 hot topic rancid shirt
     
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    Salvia is for babies. Real men DMT (and don't wear shirts from Hot Topic.)
     
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    guys on PCP don't wear ANYTHING at all
     
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    Only person on these forums I might consider that for. I imagine you as a bro. I bet you play beer pong.

    I think the video is fucking hilarious, maybe just because I'm in it, or because I"m wearing my blue DCs with pink laces. It also has my POWER WORD real name in it. Unable to get objective advice on how funny it is (because all my friends know me) I have come to you, EDF.
     
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    i smoked saliva once.

    i was in a park, with alot of hills.

    i smoked a bowl of it, and sat there for a second.

    then i saw orcs running over the hills and freaked out.

    apparently i found a wooden sword in a bush, (i shit you not) and swung it around at nothing,
     
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    You would have to be the only person I know who has actually paid for a Rancid shirt.
    Everyone else just screen prints them.
     
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    IMO, buying punk band t shirts at hot topic is redundant as fuck.

    every band shirt i have has been bought a show.

    execpt my ramones ones. i bought those online.
     
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    It wasn't at fucking hot topic but I did pay twenty bucks for it a few years ago. The video gets violent after 45 seconds
     
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    ramones are shit they suck. every faggot with a ramones shirt wants to bone a 14 yo "punk chick" but only gets boned in their fag ass by another fag in a ramones shirt. ramones shirts are to assholes what Che shirts are to shitheads.
     
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    you seem upset.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    that guy is really trippin....smoking salvia is like a punch in the head and in a second you are in the fuckin end of the universe.....really trippy and crazy shit but is so short the trip is not worth it....really.......I prefer shrooms instead
     
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    Last week I sold my xbox for shrooms it's been fun. I agree it's not a normal reaction but I took a bowl to the dome of something strong, 100x or some retarded shit like that.
     
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    ha ha ha you are a drug addict
     
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    hahaha you are so fucked up bro...

    "i'm trippin' balls" -madh8r.
     
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    When I smoked salvia I Just stared blankly at a wall ,and couldnt move .
     
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    This whole thread I thought that said saliva, not salvia.
    I'm so let down now.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Ramones cant suck cuz they are the founders of punk....but is true any fag got a t'shirt of them..even dogs....and che guevara is rolling over his grave for eternity with the amount of bullshit u can buy with his face.....crazy
     
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    Putting Che Guevara's face on T-shirts then selling millions of them to college-age armchair revolutionaries / and business majors was Capitalism's ultimate fuck you to Che, proverbially salting the earth of his memory with Chinese made baubles and meaningless pop art idolatry. God bless the USA.
     
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    when i did that shit i just sat staring while i had an out of body experience.

    wasnt expecting anythin to happen so it kind of freaked me out.

    also band shirts are dumb. i have a goat whore shirt i wear sometimes i got at a concert but i prefer not to be a walking advertisement.
     
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    I have to try this shit.
     
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    haha

    And you were somewhat lucky, if you have had a torch lighter instead of a normal one, you would have been twice as fucked up, bro

    I don't like salvia..., for starters, the totally alien tactile/proprioceptive sensations aren't my piece of cake

    Were you previously mad at that guy, or was it only an artefact of the high?
     
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    Bros don't let bros tease their bros while they're on a hallucinogen.
     
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    Silly drug newb, to properly ingest salvia you need a torch lighter and a bong.
     
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    Interesting you mention that. I dropped some tabs once in his parents ski house with two other people (not him) for a weekend and he ended up convincing us it was two days ahead and had us pack up all our shit while we were frying balls. He had this shit coming.

    EDIT: this is referenced at 1:24 as "you're always doing shit"
    EDIT: Also 3:48 as "his stupid ass always does that shit anyways dude"