so i know this girl

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  1. Morbidorable

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    she's beautiful
    she's got a sort of wryly amused smile
    she's absolutely brilliant
    she makes great music though she's not v.prolific
    she likes rozen maiden
    though much cuter she's every bit as awkward and asocial as i am
    she's more mature than i am
    and she's really sweet
    i think i could really fall for her...

    ...but she's twelve years old and living in canada :c
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    Oh. You're a lesbian. Suddenly a lot of things make sense.
     
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    It's a dude silly.
    @OP
    More than likely this is your crush.
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    ...how did you not figure this out sooner? xD
    uh no

    lmfano

    i'm not posting pictures of her
     
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    You should go for it. A lesbian pedo bust would make great headlines. Or a really solid porno.
     
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    god, i so would...!
    but the thing is
    i actually care about her
    i don't know the first thing about getting a 12-year-old interested
    [though i didn't realise she was 12 when we first started talking
    she doesn't really seem 12]
    and she seems to be only into vocaloids

    she did react to learning i'm a lesbian with "cool!! :D" though
    [and then wonder why she reacted that way]
    so idk maybe she likes me a little possibly?
    but besides that she's in canada and tbh i'd rather not get v&
     
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    o.k... once and for all... is this a boy or a girl ?
     
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    Oh. I misread what you wrote. For some reason I read it as twelve years older, not twelve years old. It's actually quite disheartening to know that the only things stopping you from raping this poor, misguided child is geographical distance and the fear of getting imprisoned.

    I've been conditioned not to stereotype people. Which is bad because every time I do I almost always right and every time I'm wrong I'm almost always wrong.
     
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    Also: (insert pedobear joke here)
     
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    Pretty much, except it was over the period of a decade and they called it public school.
     
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    And they utterly failed, you think in stereotypes half the time, bro...in fact, you are the stereotype of americunt's hater
     
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    WTF are you talking about? I know that every American is unique in their own shitty way.
     
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    excuse me
    i would not have sex with a twelve-year-old girl anyway
    i do not find the idea of severely injuring her at all appealing
    also i reiterate that i actually care about her
    so if she and i are still on speaking terms when she turns eighteen
    -then- i might try for some romance or something

    uhhhhh
    dude
    i posted pics of a girl i used to date in the "sexual regrets" thread
    and she was the most obvious dyke ever
     
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    So what you're saying is that you're fine with raping a twelve year old as long as you can find a way not to "severely injure" her? May God have mercy on us all if you ever discover chloroform.

    Your posting history is of little interest to me.
     
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    ............if twelve was the age of consent
    if she wasn't way the hell in canada
    if i could do so without injuring her
    and if she wanted to
    i'd totally hit that

    otherwise no
    i do not endorse rape
    jesus fuck

    by that logic you shouldn't be reading any of my posts
    they all count toward my posting history
     
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    Posting history, retard.

    Anyway, fucking kids is wrong. Didn't your father ever teach you that? Or are you only upset about it because he had a dick?
     
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    v v v
     
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    pm me her info

    ill try 2 intercept her 4 u


     
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    Uh, yeah?
     
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    as soon as i post it
    it's history~

    i'm aware of this
    why do you think i feel bad about crushing on her?
    doesn't really help that the only time i really have sexual interest in somebody is if i get emotionally attached first...

    ahaha!
    well
    according to him
    it's aww-rightt!!

    you know
    now that i think about it
    i really would prefer to have been raped by a woman instead
    i guess that's why it's rape :v


    ahaha no
    i'm not sending internet people after her
    i can trust myself not to do anything dishonourable to her but i don't trust any of you sickos
     
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    I remember a few years ago on dA, I knew this 11 year old furry girl, who then encountered a rather older furry girl who was very much a lesbian and into bondage.

    within a few weeks of them meeting, the younger one began drawing porn.

    they were both banned of course, and it was a pretty strange month all around.

    what does this have to do with the subject of the thread? I'm not sure, but be careful man lady, be very sure that you do not violate this minor. you said you wouldn't, but it's possible that you will not be able to stop yourself, be careful
     
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    That explains what is really going on here.
     
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    @Stormtrooper Hey, Stormy, looks like we got some fresh meat for ya. You better give her the basics before he ends up trying to teach a kid.

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    Do I know you from somewhere?

    You do know it's abnormal, right? And that you need psychiatric treatment?

    Oh, who am I kidding. If you're not going to get treated for homosexuality, you aren't going to get treated for this.

    It's so fucking ridiculous that the only sanctioned form of "treatment" is reading the Bible and prayer sessions.

    It's not rape that's disgusting everyone. People are fine with rape. They make jokes about inmates getting raped all the time. The problem here is paedophilia and the fact that you are one.

    I wonder if her parents trust you around their daughter.
     
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    Ur gonna make...her...cry

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