So I had this guy friend me on failbook

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  1. Linkermann

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    First thing he does is ask what my sexual orientation is. Whoa. Then he goes on that how faggots tried to propose to him on the internet and how he hates that.
    So anyway he asked me to play NES games with him online. Then a week later he can't shut up about that I react differently to stuff than his other friends do and he doesn't like that, and he can't wait half an hour for me to reply to his bullshit before sending more my way.

    I always seem to run into idiots.

    This'll probably get put in nobody cares.
     
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  2. Math Potatoes

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    He is a boy and yet he is also a fish

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    he sounds pretty wacky
     
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    Listen to this while looking at OPs avatar.
     
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    it comes to the face looks pasted on from a local representative telling the bartender piss joke
     
  5. Math Potatoes

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    He is a boy and yet he is also a fish

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    my facebook friends are boring

    other than this one person
    upload_2018-5-14_2-58-22.
    last conversation right before this was at 09/07/2016 23:19, this was out of nowhere

    I forget if this was an edf person or not so if they're reading this:
    if you're going to beg for my money for drugs at least make it's something harder than weed fuck
     
  6. Linkermann

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    That person is pathetic.
     
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    So I had this guy friend me on failbook
     
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  8. Likeicare

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    That's cool. How long have you guys been dating?
     
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  10. Linkermann

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    FYI, It's not anyone's business what my sexual orientation is and what my fetishes are.
     
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    We've known you're gay for years
     
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    this anecdote
    rich in subtext and yet so tediously mundane

    it's as though today the page of your journal is edf
    do one of these every day
     
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  13. ferrisballer

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    I've dealt with something similar. I've come to the conclusion that some people leech on to others so they can specifically bring up certain topics. It's usually in a way that makes it seem like they dont like whatever it is, but at the same time tries to others to engage in conversation to lure them in.
    I'm glad you realize hes an idiot.
     
  14. Linkermann

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    It was apparent. I tolerate idiocy and hatred so long as it's not directed towards me. The guy also mentioned he'd send gays to death camps similarly to what Hitler did.
     
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    I agree about the tolerance part. Some people are just born stupid and it's best to keep a distance. And some people are literally hateful and stupid, which need to be tossed out altogether. Why did he feel the need to tell you the death camp part??? To insult? Be edgy?
     
  16. Linkermann

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    I believe his problem was that gays confessed their love to him on facebook. That still does not justify his asking every random person he contacts their sexual orientation.
     
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    I have to wonder though, for someone so against gays that they have to ask you their sexual orientation, how did multiple gay people manage to have feelings for him??
    Those damn gays man
     
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    You guys are very naive

    The man is gay
     
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    That's a possibility, and it's probably true. I don't like judging people right away. That's my personal flaw.
    +he called himself a homophobe.
     
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    Of course he called himself a homophobe

    Remember that @White nationalist guy who used to non stop talk about hating and beating up jews and coloured up until he got doxed and was revealed as a teenage jewish kid
     
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  21. ferrisballer

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    You could very much so be right. Guy had to come from an environment/ family that are all homophobes and is insecure.
     
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    Yeah it's usually/stereotipically the ones in denial who overuse these terms.
     
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    random shitbook adds come from groups

    you are both in a gay group obv
     
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    does anyone else get a really bad urge to smoke cigarettes any time they use messenger?

    like, is it normal not to want to have any human contact unless youre drunk and chainsmoking?
     
  26. Baka

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    That was over 4 years ago holy shit.
     
  27. Likeicare

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    Shhhh it was the best example we've had on this site
     
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    u know what i meant
    time flies. i remember that playing out live
     
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    Yah you're old now. Time to start reminiscing