So I had this fucked up dream

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  1. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    Basically I was on this coach with a gang of other EDiots, and we were driving around fucking shit up, just running old people down and shooting from the windows. then we gang raped christian warrior and left him sobbing and huddled under a seat with semen dripping from him. then we ran into sherrod and the coach was fucked. so we all got off and garret was gutting the whale like a huge fish.
    then I woke up.
    I think I need councelling.
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm sorry but how is any of this fucked up?
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I had a dream i was in hell.
    does that count as weird or more as forshadowing
     
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    one of the most boring things you can do is tell people about your dreams.
    one of the least clever things you can do is... well... this.
     
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    No one really cares.
     
  7. Zaichata

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    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

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    That 'dream' is just a memory for me man
     
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    My mind usually rids me of memories of my dreams within the first hour of awakeness. Good riddance.
     
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    Well, nothing that shouldn't happen, hopefully foreshadowing.
     
  10. helldvr

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    this is a shitty dream.
     
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    very very true.

    ...usually.
     
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    This dream is too unimaginative for a person with assberger's.
     
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    Your dream needs more bewbs.

    And lewdity.
     
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    I just had an awesome dream, you guys. And it involved some of you! I was a tourist on this island which was being controlled by this supervillian. Well I eventually/accidentally find his lair and he thinks I'm spy (and a few others who were with me.) So we escape (I believe one of those with me was Moscow, no kidding) and we find a garage. Well, luckily for me there was a driving instructor there who was scheduled to teach the supervillian's minions how to drive stick. So I put on some minion clothes and convince him that I'm there for the test. The result of the dream involves me frustratingly driving through a jungle path. I don't know what happened to the others who were with me. I guess I abandoned them.
     
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    so I had this dream where a bunch of guys were on a massive skyship (probably played too much skies of Arcadia) and we were trying to do... something. anyway there were a bunch of subplots about someone shaving off all of the hair around my testicles without me noticing, having to take a test on how to pilot smaller fighter-boats, someone dropping pieces of dung on my head, and one of my friends moving to another city or some shit nobody cares about, among other things. anyway, we were flying this ship (which looked a couple of miles across) to some place so we could do battle with our enemies, then spies started torching the place and setting off bombs, so we had to get rid of them. then finally we get to where we're going and all get into the smaller boats so we can engage in combat, then I woke up. it was just about to become AMAZING and I fucking wake up.
     
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    I have this re-accuring one where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the ass hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum
     
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    I dream that I ruled the world, that humans were punished for all the bad stuff that they did to the planet, God was so disappointed of you humans that he send another flood and now aquatics creatures rule the world being me the Queen.
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    Those buildings have held up pretty well despite the brine soaked carnage of the second world flood. Or maybe you've got a team of electric eel repair men?

    I once wrote a short story about the second flood. Basically the world floods not with water, but with bile and urine, and the citizens of earth, too wicked to relent to death, and die, take to going insane, and then tanning all the fish skin they can into fish skin leather and making entire suits of scales and using fishing twine and hooks to affix the water-proof leather to their own skin, becoming like mermaids and taking to their new home underwater.

    Thanks to science and man's unbound deviancy thanks to internet groups like furaffinity and EDF, this seems to be more and more plausible. You're going to have stiff competition from these foul mermen who will probably hunt down all your people and turn them into aqua suits.
    Good luck.
     
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    That is something that we will prevent.
     
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    Like you've been able to prevent topside humans, never mind sea dwelling ones, from consuming all your people on a regular basis - dipping them in hot butter, sizzling oil and batter, salt with lemon juice? The list goes on... The kingdom of man is not an easy one to impede to growth of. We consume all.
     
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    And that gluttony is the key of they perish; mostly of the octopus that they ate are small and not very smart, my species is and super intellectual one and one day we will conquest everybody.
     
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    I had a dream today that my girlfriend was getting punched in the face by some guy I've never seen before (looked like clyde cash). I hit him in the face with a bong and chased him outta my house, and when the cops showed up my girlfriend said I was the one who hit her and I went to jail. At least now I understand why she wakes up all pissed off because of something I did in a dream
     
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    A mighty marching colossus, men formed in columns, steps unyielding your way. With forms for swords and plates for shields they bear their teeth to reveal the yellow of lemon rind beneath...
     
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    I love lemons~
     
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    Makes sense. You taste fucking amazing with a squeeze of lemon.

    BTW - your kind will be ruling the earth. No shit. Saw a doco on that a few months ago, and I'm now preparing for the end.
     
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    That like was because I fuckin love lemons and octopuss
     
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    I don't taste good really.
     
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    yeah, I think I saw that documentary once, well, they called it a documentary, it's really just a bunch of people talking about what they think will evolve in the future, and 100million years from now or something there's supposed to be land-dwelling squid which can swing among the trees
     
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    Looking at your pic actually does make me crave some puss
     
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    Khana will trick us all with her adorableness and then BAM, mankind sushi.