So I had an idea...

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  1. MrGask

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    ...and it soon died of loneliness. Yet, like a Phoenix from the ashes, kicking and screaming from the corpse's bloated uterus came another. For their can be only one.

    EDF needs a referee/judge. This person or persons would step into flame wars and dumb internet arguments, wielding the final authority on who won. This would prevent EDF from being so much like real life, where anytime two (or more) sides conflict, both (or all) sides claim victory.

    I nominate the Beyonder for this duty, as his cosmic awareness and awesome powers can save or destroy us all.

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    So...

    ...more mods?
     
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    No, one of the existing mods would take on this grave and terrible responsibility. Altruistically battling through the flames to save kittens and pianos. Gallantly sallying forth to battle the horrid Electroll. For the betterment of all.
     
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    Yes..you need someone of over all maturity and un biased beliefs, someone of high intelligence, yet to much time on their hands... some of such high amazingness, that its so obviously a perfect match that no one would believe it... The absolute perfect person. I know the perfect person for the Job. Let me send for him.
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    i want to piss on fires. to put them out lolololololol
     
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    I want the Beyonder to piss fire, then put out.
     
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    I could've sworn he had a beard
     
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    Nope, the Beyonder keeps it clean for the ladies.
     
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    I recommend Kim Jong Il as eternal judge of EDF!
     
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    Um no because they would just call me wrong before it even ended because nearly everyone here hate me.
     
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    They would more likely call you loser, because your arguments have no logical basis, and are thus opinion and nothing more.
     
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    This is a good idea, in theory. But there are a few problems. In the beginning, you'll have faggots like Numbers up there nominating themselves, saying they're the best for the job etc etc, when the best person will be chosen by others; seeing the numerous "me for mod" threads, I bet Numbers won't be the last. After we choose someone, even if we get the most non-biased person here - although I sure can't think of anyone - they will inevitably be accused of bias and favoritism; which, of course, is possible, since everyone has their own loyalties. Lastly, what if the arbiter himself gets into a flame war? Who then decides who wins?

    If we do do this, I want to call him the Arbiter. I love that word.
     
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    I think it's a dumb idea.

    Gay flame wars are at the heart of EDF.
    Plus,it's not like every other forum om the internet is not filled with those as well.
    At least on EDF not a single person takes them srsly.
     
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    I was really hoping someone would make a THE BEYONDER account, and then declare their supremacy of being.

    Oh well, dreams always die.
     
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    Um are you referring to me??
     
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    So you want the board to be a game of Final Fantasy Advanced Tactics? That's cool I guess.
    But really; this idea is pretty bad. I don't think anyone cares enough about Flame Wars to judge them, and no one is going to listen the judge. Who cares if Judge DrEDd reads every single post on the and forms an opinion on something; fuck him. We're adults. We can decide shit for ourselves.

    Besides; David wins all the flame wars anyways, so the whole job is redundant.
     
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