So I cook for a medical university.

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  1. swishy

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    Half of my clientele are students, the other half doctors, surgeons, nurses, etc., you get the idea. For being such a difficult field of study and having such a prestigious job, I would hope that these people would be much smarter than described. WELL THEY'RE NOT.

    "omg I accidentally poured myself sweet tea, can you pour this out???"
    "Just pour it into the fountain drain."
    "BUT IT'S TEA, I CAN'T DO THAT"

    Also, how does one spend ten minutes ordering their dish only to not even remember what they had ordered? Oh my God, these people are supposed to care for us -_-
     
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    Also don't eat half of a burger, bitch about how there are onions on it, wrap it up and throw it away ONLY TO GO BACK INTO THE TRASH TO RETRIEVE IT AND ASK THE MANAGER IF IT LOOKS LIKE A BURGER.

    Because no, it looks like trash. Dipshit.
     
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    Should have made this about bad grammar
     
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    Welcome to the forums, @swishy. Your uppity attitude and willingness to expose yourself will make you really important around these parts.

    But in all seriousness I'd like to hear more stories. As a side note, I wonder what happened to that really demented nurse who posted all those cool stories?
     
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    Today, somebody asked where the cups were. She was looking at the cups.
     
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    This is not the "Share your vapid work day problems" forum.
     
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    Feel free to use EDF as your LiveJournal. We don't mind.

    Honestly, we don't mind.
     
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    IN TODAY'S TALE OF MUSC'S MANY ADVENTURES (or rather yesterday's):

    We were incredibly busy and catered to a large group in the neurology department. In my down time, I helped deliver food to this party but once we arrived with the food and started calling out the items, people stared around the room listlessly. We started calling out what was on the particular item (We had called out "This sandwich has turkey, roasted red peppers..." and one individual shouted "OH, I EAT TURKEY!"

    To be continued.
     
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    It sounds like they're quite neurotic. :awesome:
     
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    Does that faggot have BOOK tattooed on his knuckles?
     
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    LOL. It might be BOOR, but BOOK is pretty fucking lulzy.

    Also, that woman is going to regret the shit out of those when she gets old and wrinkly.
     
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    He should have WORM on the other side.
    Edit:I just looked it up and it is BOOK WORM. Now I feel like an awfully big faggot.:qq: