So, how many people on this forum actually play sports or participate in any form of exercise?

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by TheDude2894, Jan 13, 2012.

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Do you participate in any form of sport or exercise?

  1. Yes

    80.8%
  2. No

    19.2%
  1. TheDude2894

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    Just wondering. I used to do track in high school, and I still occasionally run in local competitions. If you do participate in anything, you can post what you do after you vote.
     
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    Is masturbation 4 times a day exercise?
     
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    I'm honestly surprised this thread even got any responses.
     
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    I used to go to the gym all the time.
    But after the army,working out started to feel like punishment... That may be because i never listend to what i was told in basic traning and got punished alot...

    Anyway,i was going to get singed up again this week.

    Wish me luck !
     
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    30 minutes of burpies, 10 minute break, run 3 miles a day
     
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    I go to the gym occasionally. I also jog every morning, and walk my dog in the ever morning and afternoon.
     
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    im a diligent exerciser and drunken battler but ive been fucked up most of the year with injuries.
     
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    Four times? More like 10. In a row.
    Endurance!
     
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    I used to go to the gym every now and then. But with it being cold outside, I usually lose my desire to work out. And cats don't need walking.

    I don't usually mind your typos, but I can't figure this one out. "Singed up"? Do you mean...you are going to sign up for a gym? I am confused.
     
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    I'd also like to add that I do twenty pushups every day and run from my school bus stop to my house which is about a mile, as I'm always late out of my house, and/or I want to get home faster.
     
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    I feel like a lot of people are full of shit in this thread
     
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    So far 4 out of 1636 members on this forum have said they exercise. Compared to other forums, that's actually a pretty good ratio.
     
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    lol it sounds like im full of shit if i elaborate.

    i was ran over six times on my birthday, then i got ran over AGAIN and suffered second degree burns on my ass from the engine or some shit lol,
    then i woke up in a pool of blood in a bathroom and constantly coughed up blood for two weeks, then i broke my fucking leg and i still cant walk from it.

    thats excluding all the minor injuries ive sustained such as smashing a fuckload of windows and destroying furniture and passing out in broken glass because thats pretty normal for me lol.

    i pride myself on being in good shape because of the abusive shit like that i do to myself but ive been out of action for months and im just now getting back in shape.
     
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    Dude, you must elaborate on that

    pretty please?
     
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    lol loooong story, ill do that later if i get reminded..
     
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    My english is perfect.
    Yeah... i meant "sign up"...
     
  20. TheDude2894

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    For the gym or the army?

    So...Are you an action movie character or something?
     
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    no im kind of like one of the jackass guys except i dont get paid.

    im also turning thirty in a few months and i think im going to retire. haha
     
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    That would have been my second guess. My third would have been mental patient. What exactly do you do for a living?
     
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    im a janitor as a steady job but my real passion is for fucking shit up and doing artwork.

    ive done hundreds of paintings and a shitload of custom action figures, shirts, songs,video game design and whatever other crap i feel like it.

    in order to gain notoriety ive pulled endless crazy stunts and have also vandalized, robbed, destroyed, burned, beaten and done all that kind of thing too.

    im fairly popular but theres not much of a market for anything i do. :/
     
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    I already mentioned you would be a great stunt double.
     
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    5 day a week muscle failure and cardio, we've started to do some knock off crossfit thing twice a week "combat human performance" the workouts suck but its a civilian contract and half the instructors are female and hot.
     
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    Yeah,the army.
    Because that was SOOOOOO fun the first time.
     
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    Well, you are an odd guy. I don't know what sort of things you would enjoy.
     
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    I like you kid. You've got chutzpah.
     
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    Lol say what you want about the Israeli army, but at least they do really train you to be a good soldier, whereas in the Bundeswehr (draft has been abolished for a year or so now, but when I got out of school 3 years ago it was still either uniform or nurse's outfit and I wasn't gonna wipe no asses) as long as you showed up and managed to drink enough that the other conscripts wouldn't single you out as a fag you'd be having a generally easy time. Ok, so they do make you crawl in the mud and walk with heavy gear for some miles, but short of starting a riot in the ranks or seriously recklessness you always got a pass, even if you fucked up pretty bad.

    Not to say I didn't learn anything, I guess if you handed me a G36 I wouldn't shoot myself in the foot with it and since I was in the mechanics' shop for the most part of my service I can fix basic things on my car, which has saved me lots of money. Still, those skills were largely optional as a conscript. Being able to drink large quantities of alcohol is the only thing you really needed to be able to do.

    Now that I think back on it, it was kinda fun. In the mechanics' shop, we'd take the hubcaps off the higher ranks' staff cars, and put in nuts and bolts and stuff. When they complained about the rattling noise, we "fixed" it by taking them back out again and fed them some bullshit about how we did a fix. We actually got commendations for the speedy repairs.

    One of the guys put paper between the electrodes of the spark plug of a motorcycle that one particular Feldwebel was going to use for basic training with the Kradmelder unit (guys on motorbikes that are supposed to deliver messages for battlefield communication) and when he wanted to show them how to start it wouldn't. He blamed it on "air bubbles" in the fuel line.

    Anyway, now that I've reminisced at length about my military service, let me just say that while I'm not on any team I go swimming 2-3 times a week, does that count?
     
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    > Presses no expecting everyone one else did so to.
    > Is the only one that pressed no.

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