So......How did everybody come by their usernames? Sharing time!

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    So, I thought I'd ask all of you how you picked your names. I'll go first to get the ball rolling here. :)

    So when I first decided to join the ED community, I started by approaching the Internet Relay Chat room, #ed. I used Mibbit to log onto the WTFux network because it's a well designed and easily accessible client. I couldn't decide on a good screen name at first. Oh, I tried names like Here2Chat, 14/f/cali, and HawtBoy4U, but nothing really seemed to resonate with the community. At last I gave up and let Mibbit choose a nick for me. Lo and behold, gretchen was born.

    This name seemed to immediately strike a chord with the folks there. I received many private messages in rather substand english asking me how old I was, what did I like in guys, and would I like to cyber. Needless to say I was VERY flattered. For some reason certain members kept referring to me as a "trap" (whatever that is) but many of these same people liked to private message me and talk. So, anyways, after I had built up a bit of a 'rep there, I decided to move to the wiki.

    I have made a lot of productive edits to the wiki in my time there. My work mainly focuses on the correction of certain terms applying to the different races. I had a bit of a rough time with this one sysop who was a bit of a bully, but he's gone now, so I feel as free as a bird.

    Eventually, I learned of the existence of the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums, and boy was I thrilled. I just jumped right in! All the people are super friendly and nice. Right away I got a bunch of likes on my posts. Little old me! Can you believe it?

    Well, that about wraps up my story. Now how about yours? :)

    Love, gretchen
     
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    I was feeling ironic so i put as many numbers into a user name as i could while expressing my dislike for there being numbers in a username because what you wanted was taken. 10/10 would change.
     
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    But with much less style in OP!
     
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