So.....hot tubs.

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  1. Explodingpiglets

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    Yesterday I got an awesome workout at the YMCA. After the workout I hit the shower, washed off, and then dipped into the hot tub. Yes, our locker room has a hot tub. Our YMCA kicks ASSS! Anyway, I was feeling kind of horny after the workout and nobody was in the hot tub room. So I wondered what it would feel like to put my dick up to one of the jets. I turned my body towards the wall and pulled myself up just enough so that the jet was blasting my dick.

    Man, it was incredibly! It made me cum so fast and so hard, that I about screamed for help. I came so much that I could actually smell the semen despite all the water that was diluting it. After I was done cumming, I still felt horn. So I turned around and bent over. Then I put my ass to the jet and let it blast my insides. It was the best enema I ever felt. Usually anal induced orgasms take a long time, but this one took only 5 minutes.

    Before long, I felt the excruciatingly intense anal spasms ravage my body. A little bit of shittle crept into the hot tub, but I didn't care. I was on cloud 9. After my anal orgasm settled down, I pushed out all the water that went up my ass, along with a small turd, and then I exited the hot tub just as a father and his two sons came into the room. I put on my cloths and toweled off. Then I exited the locker room just as I heard one of the kids scream with disgust.

    So, do you guys like hot tubs?
     
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    Sure, I like a good hot tub every now and then. Especially when booze is involved, it's fuckin' AMAZING.
     
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    You must have a small dick if it can fit in one of those jets.
     
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    I didn't stick it in the jet, I pushed it up against the jet. If you had read the whole post, you wouldn't have posted such an irrelevant and stupid reply.
     
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    i swear to god im not making this up. i have standards of decency and this is one of the most fucked up things ive ever heard.

    this little girl at a hotel, super 8 i think because i found out while hanging out with a bunch of mexicans smoking pot at a pool at the one a town over...

    well this little girl was found on the bottom of the pool and the drain had sucked her guts out through her ass or some shit like that.

    i did a brief search http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Abigail_Taylor

    it might have been this one and not up in the next town but still. holy fucking shit. that is the scariest most awful thing to ever happen in a recreational facility.
     
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    Chuck Palahniuk wrote a short story about something like that, called "Guts".
     
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    That was on 1000 ways to die. With Mel gibson for some reason
     
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    I'm guessing the producers of the show are jews or something.
     
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    I have no issue with hot tubs ...........................except the fact that the ones at the local gym are full of people who need to keep their clothing on.
     
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    I thought I was the only one who tried that on public places. Sometimes I like to watch too.
     
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    EeeeeewwWWWW Creeper .