Sneaking booze

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    I'm going to Knott's Scary Farm on Saturday, and I heard booze was extremely expensive ($9 bucks a bottle of beer) so I was hoping for advice on sneaking a water bottle filled with vodka in. Any ideas? Going by myself too.

    Here's what I'm up against entrance security.
    I know there's also a bunch of undercover staff but that's nothing I can't handle.

    From what I remember there's also a bag check besides the metal detector wand.
    Any ideas?
     
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    ...minus the enema part. Bear down and clench your cheeks until you're drunk.
     
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    you could just pre-drink right before you go in
     
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    why dont you stop being an alcoholic and not drink?
     
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    You better believe it, I'm checking into the hotel at 3pm and steadily nurse one of these
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    for about 3 hours until the park opens again at 7pm. But I want the good times to keep on coming.
     
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    Why don't you just do a tab of E before you go through the gates? That way you'll be peaking inside the park, in the best way possible? If you pre-drink before the show, you'll have to go through security drunk, and then you face blacking out in the park or getting sick, etc. With E, you're all good to go.
     
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    Good thing my house doesn't have stupid security guards making sure I don't bring big bottles of booze.
     
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    I thought you've been to prison, Rocky. Just sneak it up your ass.
     
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    That WOULD be the plan had I any connecs
    Probably just the plastic water bottle :(
    Uh ok.....
    I'd sue you for libel and defamation of character but I wouldn't get bus fare out of you
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    You could, they won't check the bottle.
     
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    maybe you should drink water from the water bottle.
     
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    I met some girl at a show who would just put booze in a soda bottle and claim to be diabetic. Probably helped that she was a chick.
     
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    Fill the vodka in a few regular water bottles.
     
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    Meant to post this last night; damn router.