Snakes to be killed with drugs.

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  1. Zozmal

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    What's the worst that could happen?
     
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    The poisoned bait will kill everything else but the snakes and they will have to live off snake to survive.
     
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    Humans are so stupid killing invasive species is only delaying the inevitable.
     
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    So people are angry at these snakes because of... evolution. I mean that's what this boils down to, isn't it? A creature is introduced that kicks ass and takes names and the local Humans, with their strange views of morality, think that they local animals should remain on life support. This isn't like Humans hunting certain animals to extinction. We've surpassed evolution.
     
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    The only invasive species are humans.
     
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    How do you figure?
     
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    It's not our fault we're better than most animals. They need to catch up, it's how evolution works. Now go smoke weed, and play bangos in your gay hippie circles.
     
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    Smuggle drugs from Guam into Mexico and into the US.
    Snakes stuffed with drugs hidden in the rectums of Jose
     
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    Honestly, it took a while. You know, youthful innocence, faith in humanity and all that.
     
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    Yeah we are smarter than them, but if they were just as intelligent as us, we would never have peace.
     
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    Killing invasive species with drugs just doesn't work. Tobacco didn't stop the white man, and crack cocaine has just made the black man more threatening.

    Drugs are a great way to fuck up a local population though, look at the natives and alcohol.
     
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    Christians are an invasive species. Let's kill them.