Small Things Chapter 2: Electric Boogaloo Part I.

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  1. TheForRealDeal

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    It wouldn't be DA if they didn't completely ignore creepy underage shit while copy-pasting their barely functional rulebook with one hand
     
  2. Mandrake Fiodor

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    This brony: http://jin1515.deviantart.com/

    bought a Twilight Sparkle plush, and basically acts as if it was his wife, even takes it out to Restaurants and such. There's a Tumblr: http://engagementoftwilight.tumblr.com/ where they collect his posts in some sick fuck brony forum, where he even describes in detail how he rapes his toy,together with imaginary conversations with a purple horse.

    I don't think I've ever met a more lonely person.
     
  3. ClapYourClam

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    Oh shit, waddup

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    Where did all these malfunction adults come from? There always have been social pariahs, don't get me wrong, but never any grown men obsessed with fictional, pastel colored horses.
     
  4. FlamingTofuSquare

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    Maybe Bronies are all bastard descendants of Caligula.
     
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    I hope he gets punched in public for faggotry
     
  6. Mandrake Fiodor

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    ^ Me too.
    Could you imagine how fucking awkward must be taking your spouse and children to a restaurant, to then have a faggot with a purple horse plush sit next to you, and order as if during a romantic dinner, all while talking to an imaginary girlfriend.
    Or the waiter who has to deal with such douchebag. Ugh.
     
  7. the bullshit guardian

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    why even have a devart if all you're gonna use it for is a few photos of you and your horse waifu?
     
  8. TheForRealDeal

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    Because it fits in perfectly with the spirit of the rest of the site
     
  9. Chickenwithtie

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    Do you even know who Caligula is
     
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    If I didn't, why would I say that? Perhaps Catherine the Great would have been a better analogy? Which historically rumored horse-fucker do you prefer?
     
  11. Chickenwithtie

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    The relationship with the horse is fake. He made his horse senator, to make fun of the government.
    He's also accused of having sex with a lot of women and men, but sexual scandals were a typical false voice they used to put in that time to make a bad politician look worse.
    Like Hitler having one testicle and Napoleon being too short.
    Caligula made a lot of funny shit for real tho.
     
  12. FlamingTofuSquare

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  13. Chickenwithtie

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    You are bad at jokes
     
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    Welcome to DeviantART advertisements.
     
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  16. TheForRealDeal

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    Am I the only one who finds it obnoxious when a bunch of asskissers appear on your page to tell you how edgy you are after you call someone out for their faggotry
    It just seems like an attempt to get people to come to their page from yours, like when people spam HTANKS 4 DA FVAE and shit like that
     
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    This and you got no art in your gallery, you're a stupid troll, leave slugbox alone

    Not counting the threat of bodily harm by some mentally unstable asskissers (technically, since they do fap to sick fetish shit)
     
  18. TheForRealDeal

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    Oh no, I wasn't talking about whiteknights, I was talking about the opposite
    I meant the ones who come in to try and kiss YOUR ass for making a simple comment, and maybe try to start shit with the whiteknights
    Blackknights is too cool a term for them, let's call them fagknights instead
     
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  21. TheForRealDeal

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    Because fetishfags get their shit EVERYWHERE
    You can't GIS game or cartoon related shit without finding their shit any more
    A lot of the time it's not even related, like when I got this result for a search related to It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular
     
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    ...how is this even anywhere arousing?
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  23. ge5undhe17

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    that derpface
     
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    Based on the feet, I am pretty sure that person has a penis.
     
  25. Beatrice

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    God why does that vagina just look like it'll be a nasty one
     
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    Because it's Japanese.
     
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    Fucking tartlets.