sleep patterns

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  1. uberfukken

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    last 8 years or so ive been waking up around 9 or 10. my schedule changed and now i gotta wake up at 6. shits a bitch, i have a hard time crashing before 2am. dont drink coffee, and i aint taking pills. how do
     
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    I try to wake up earlier than I need to, gives me more time to wake up. Then I do some stretches, and drink Dr. Pepper.
     
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    I decimated any trace of normal sleep patterns in high school staying up all night jerking off to hentai :derp:

    it's pretty nice actually I can go to sleep whenever I want for as long as I want and have never experienced this supposed "jetlag" I've heard so much about
     
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    my sleep has always been off base. weekends ill often stay up till 7 or 8 in the morn. im not used to this normal people shit where you wake up at 7. i dont have to start till thursday but i been practicing and it aint working too well.
     
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    A bit of trepanning will help you get a good night's sleep.
     
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    no drill ill have to use a screwdriver
     
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    It'll be slow work, but definitely worth it.
     
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    totally worth it
     
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    Wait for the week end, stay up a whole night, and then go to bed the next day around 9 or 10.
     
  10. uberfukken

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    i do that all the time. prob is i wake up 3 hours later so all it does is send my sleep pattern haywire for a day or 2.

    i been trying to crash at like 11 or 12, but i just stay laying in bed not sleeping. itll change once i start waking at 6 on a consistent basis, i just felt like bitching about it.
     
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    What a pointless thread.
    Who cares?
     
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    Wow.

    Ur fucked.

    Maybe read some of The Member Formerly Known As Baya's posts. They always knock me out.
     
  14. uberfukken

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    :lulzsec:
     
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    you're the boss.... why do you have to get up @ that ungodly hour?
     
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    structural shift within our company. we are abandoning residential calling in favor of business-to-business. legal start time is 8am, i need about an hour or two to get ready in the morning.
     
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    oh good god....
    i'm so so sorry.