Slam poetry.

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Baya Rae 4900, Jan 2, 2018.

Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums
Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums

Encyclopedia Dramatica is being sued by a very wealthy serial litigator. This is not just another "gimme shekels for server" - the future of ED is at stake. We are asking for donations to fund our legal battle, all money raised goes entirely towards attorney fees. Please help with whatever you can, every donation is deeply appreciated.

Donate to the Encyclopedia Dramatica Legal FundJoin the Discussion Thread

  1. Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    34,519
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    • Like Like x 1
    • Quality Shoop Quality Shoop x 1
    • List
  2. AmbrJones Wickenshire

    AmbrJones Wickenshire
    Expand Collapse
    Token Black Woman

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2016
    Messages:
    5,653
    Occupation:
    Welfare Leach
    [​IMG]
     
  3. Weezus Christ

    Weezus Christ
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Savior

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    8,635
    Occupation:
    breakfast mummy
    Home Page:
    the psyonic nightmare of mexican fiesta
    ingested technicolor mind altering siesta
    guacomole gore streaked alley full of hatred and despair
    the right to work is a vacuum into fecal smelling air
     
  4. Radha the Buttwhisperer

    Radha the Buttwhisperer
    Expand Collapse
    Pedophile

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2015
    Messages:
    11,009
    Occupation:
    mentoring
    The blue of the sky
    The honest truths that lie
    The quaking thunder of a heart
    The acrid scent of a fart
    The sonorous roar of the crowd
    The broke dick now cowed
    How to see the lulz in it all
    How to jump but not fall
    How to let the fat Baya sing
    But not find an end in this wellspring

    Answers not found
    Fuck it
    Let's find an ass to pound.

    I think this is about a homeless man shitting in the sink at a taco Bell. Am I right?
     
  5. ziril

    ziril
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2017
    Messages:
    63
    Gucci gang
    Gucci gang
    Gucci gang
    Gucci gang
    Gucci gang
    Gucci gang
    Gucci gang
    Gucci gang
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • List
  6. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    34,519
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    Your fatphilia disturbs me.
     
  7. Radha the Buttwhisperer

    Radha the Buttwhisperer
    Expand Collapse
    Pedophile

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2015
    Messages:
    11,009
    Occupation:
    mentoring
    Dah Baya I'm blushing.
     
  8. jujitsu

    jujitsu
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2011
    Messages:
    283
    Occupation:
    Main Mail Mayne
    Let the boys be boys
     
    • Informative Informative x 1
    • List
  9. A Fucking Box

    A Fucking Box
    Expand Collapse
    Removed

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2015
    Messages:
    2,033
    Occupation:
    Wizard-Emperor of Wiztantinople
    Home Page:
    Radha is the King of slam-dong pottery
     
    • Informative Informative x 1
    • List
  10. Weezus Christ

    Weezus Christ
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Savior

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    8,635
    Occupation:
    breakfast mummy
    Home Page:
    p. much
     
    • Informative Informative x 1
    • List
  11. moogshroom

    moogshroom
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 2, 2016
    Messages:
    676
    whatever you carry, only the dead may know
    pungent, foul, urban jungle's virulent ho'
    is out there, setting new records for itchiness
    being the peerless, unrivaled champion of bitchiness
    marking her path, with plants unable to be grown
    barking with wrath, wearing no pants, nothing left unshown
    every living being, destined to shrivel and wither
    unfortunate enough, to catch a glimpse of her pustulent shitter
    glue, crack, beer, liquor, flakka, jizz, McCheese
    garglingly guzzles 'em all down together with ease
    step on the gas, fluidly flood the engine with fuel
    thus declining her challenge, of a pavement slapping duel

    Gotta stop reading all those news from Florida, EDF gave me an overdose of them.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Quality Shoop Quality Shoop x 1
    • List
  12. Radha the Buttwhisperer

    Radha the Buttwhisperer
    Expand Collapse
    Pedophile

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2015
    Messages:
    11,009
    Occupation:
    mentoring
    Damn tho, Moogies might have me beat here.

    Fuck I gotta up my sperge warrior prolapse poet game.
     
  13. moogshroom

    moogshroom
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 2, 2016
    Messages:
    676
    I recommend consulting your soul's eye's anus or entering the twilight zone of your mind.
    The easiest way to achieve this, is to wake yourself up every 15mins past midnight.

    The type of poetry to summon the men in white, if presented to any normal person while sporting a straight face.

    No, but seriously it works. When I'm drunk the quality of sleep is shit and that's when the poetry gets a spark.
    Too bad it's difficult to remember anything. :beer:
     

Share This Page