Skyward Sword is the Worst Zelda Gay-me Yet

Discussion in 'Video Games & Weeaboo Shit' started by PerpetuallyAroused, Nov 24, 2011.

  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    This game is a complete piece of fucking shit, and I say that as someone who loved Occarina of Time. This shit is disgraceful, I hope no one bought it, jesus fuck.
     
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    Seriously anyone who bought it is a complete and utter fucking moron.
     
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    Not surprised.
     
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    Is it really that bad?
     
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    Tell us why it is bad!! [​IMG]

    I'm curious.
     
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    Nothing can be worse than Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil.

    Nothing.
     
  7. irapeasiangirls

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    what about majora's mask? I couldn't even get that piece of nigger shit to play in my N64.
     
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    Its worse than all of them. You have to restart your game multiple times due to game breaking bugs, the graphics are terrible, the gameplay unbearable.
     
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    Why the fuck do you want to play as a muted gay elf that tries to hide his gayness by saving the princess anyway?
     
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    Ocarina of Time was terrible. It was neat when it first came out, but now it is totally overrated. Majoras Mask was much better.
    There are no game breaking bugs, I havent had to restart my game once, neither have my friends. The graphics arent terrible and the gameplay is amazing.
    Majoras mask was great, you probably didnt get the RAM expansion thats required to play it on the N64.
    Its not bad.
    No.
    No, anyone who bought MW3 (Which im sure you did) is a complete and utter fucking moron.

    Skyward sword is in no way bad, its the best of all the Zelda games. I havent had any problems at all with it.
     
  11. irapeasiangirls

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    What the fuck is a ram expansion? I'm looking at my N64 right now and all I see is one slot on the top to put my game in and 4 holes to put controllers.
     
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    Ram expansion probably goes in the back in that big hollow space covered with a pop away flap which you can find on the Gamecube and Playstation and Playstation 2.
     
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    I'd hate to agree with PerpA here but he is absolutely right. Nintendo is going down the shitter with these rehashed modern shitsterpieces.

    It's really too bad they have to resort to their past successes to really get anywhere.
    Nintendo needs to get N or get out.
     
  15. irapeasiangirls

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    Wow. I've had my N64 for 12 years and I never noticed that compartment in the middle.
     
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    No. You're stupid. You are an idiot, you are literallly below average intelligence if you love skyward sword.
     
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    Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (1988) is the worst. Last week there was a huge ad in Metro for SS - a whole, golden cover. But in the chronology on the back side, that game was "conveniently left out". It frog leaped from Legend of Zelda (1987) to A Link to the Past (1992). Nintendo, stay classy!
     
  18. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Fix'd
     
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    Hey, HEY! Zelda was good in the 90's.

    Ocarina of Time was good too.

    But don't go ditching the entire franchise because of one shitty game in it's name.
    Just plain ignorance. I mean sure that Navi fairy was annoying but aside from that it was a really fun game.
     
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    Electric, everyone on this forum now thinks you're a mongoloid idiot.
     
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    I really wish I could trap that thing in a bottle and put a fire under it. It's tiny screams of torment would be nothing but music to my ears.
     
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    Skyward Sword looks epic. The Zelda CD-i games were the WORST.
     
  24. irapeasiangirls

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    Zelda 2 kicks ass. People just hate it cause they suck at it.
     
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    In other words, a Zelda fanboy.
    but that cannot be, i don't touch Zelda.
     
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    Even the zelda CD-i is leagues better than skyward sword.
     
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    Cannot be as bad as the CD-i and the CD-i Zelda sucks NOT because of the cartoon FMV's but because the game itself is very shitty enemies continuously respawn and the controls are very awkward, like stabbing rupee's to pick them up and even having to crouch to pick them up, which is just great since it makes it even more likely that you will be attacked by a respawning enemy while picking up a rupee.
     
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    You need to be retarded or be trolling to say that.

    Hi guys I'm late?

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  29. PerpetuallyAroused

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    No, I'm being entirely accurate and serious. I guess we have another retard for electric to play with though.
     
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    The only Zeldas I like are Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons.

    The rest I dropped them after some hours, specially Twilight Princess.

    Still can't agree at CD-i being better than Skyward Sword.