SJP does not resemble a horse.

To those who have criticized the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker, I say, neigh. I think it would behoove you to have some common courtesy. You all need to stop making such unbridled remarks. It's unfair to saddle her with this burden of ugliness. Someone needs to take the reins here and say, whoaaaa, this is going to far. Why do we need to trot on down this same road every time her name comes up? If she were coming to my town, I'd definitely ponyup the cash to see her:

 

her & john elway would make a lovely thoroughbred....

 

Y'know something Stormy?
YOU look like a horse!
Like a sexy ass....Clydesdale I guess I dunno not good with horse metaphors

 

She looks like a typical hor. Se.

 

Hawt.

I hear she's the on the cover of next months "Horse & Hound" magazine. There's currently a vicious debate raging about which category she's more suited to.

Hands down horse in my book. I'd put her at about 6 hands.

 

do you make puns often, stormtrooper?

 

pffffthahahaha
dat face

 

No.

 

You should. I lol'd at the original post.

 

lololo