Six Flag's Newest Attraction: Angry Birds

Discussion in 'News' started by uberfukken, Jul 31, 2012.

  1. uberfukken

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    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/201...-hits-boy-in-face-on-high-speed-rollercoaster


    Maybe next time he won't be screaming with his mouth wide open the whole fucking ride.
     
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    ADD saved that kid from needing a new face.
     
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    Didn't the same thing happen to Fabio years ago before Angry Birds? Hmmmmm....



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    Extra points for noticingthe two girls behind him!
     
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    What a faggot, I would be bragging about a bird exploding on my face due to my manliness if this ever happened to me.
     
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    A bird in the mouth is worth two in the bush.
     
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    just be thankful it wasn't that exploding nigger bird
     
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    If only it had happened right when the camera took the photo on the ride.
     
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    not news, @oddguy close this thread
     
  10. uberfukken

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    @oddguy pls move this thread to perpa's profile
     
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    Not as good as a decapitated niglet.
    but still pretty good, bird goes splat and explodes into a bunch of blood and feathers, by hitting someone in the face, i am still pretty impressed.
    Something Mythbusters will test, can a human head travelling at up to 128mph cause a bird hitting the head to explode?
     
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    Well, Fabio does have the looks that kill. Literally.
     
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    just close it and delete your account
     
  14. uberfukken

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    reported.
     
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  18. uberfukken

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    reported for reporting. cut it out or ill tag a mod.