sitting on the toilet

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by messyjessie, Aug 25, 2012.

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  1. OMGCoolUsernameBro

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    This is pretty sad.
     
  2. Whatever

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    I would, but it's kind of obvious that your real dad got there first. Maybe I was wrong, maybe daddy loved you a little bit too much.
     
  3. skylerconcarne

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    I like Jessie forrealsies.
     
  4. Sugar Bombs

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    Thank you for enlightening us to the existence of your vagina in your first post.
    Why waste time, right? Your "dick" isn't going to suck itself; however, I must advise you, since you seem to have a somewhat diminished mental capacity, that this is not the place. You do not want the attention you will receive here, because the only ones giving a shit are below-ground occupants, bronies/furries, child molesters, psychotics, drug addicts, rapists, turtle enthusiasts, and hentai-watching animefags.

    Try here instead: http://juggalove.com
    They seem to be more on your level.

    If that doesn't work, kill yourself.
    If you can, record it and leave a note for your loved ones to upload it to EDF.
     
  5. messyjessie

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  6. skylerconcarne

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    I'm going to juggalove.com
     
  7. Baya Rae 4900

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    So... whose sock do you think this is? My money is on S4.
     
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  8. uberfukken

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    EDF official mascot

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    I never noticed that lol
     
  10. BizarrePsycho

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    I can give you a job. Post a resume and let's see what positions you are eligible for.
     
  11. Andria Kilgore

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    Go kill yourself now.
     
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  13. lulzbomb

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    Good thing thats not really me ,or I would feel ripped off.
     
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    Good thing thats not really me ,or I would feel ripped off.
     
  15. uberfukken

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    it all makes sense now. thank you @oddguy
     
  16. Rape Train

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    I'll be at your place in about nine hours. Please leave one of your windows open, but if you forget that's okay, I can just hammer through it.
    Uh, do you like scalpel play? Because it's better for me if you don't, but I'm willing to bend a little for you.
    Also, could you pick up some lye while you're waiting for me? I know you can't afford it, so just try to steal some. I'll need at least enough to take your face off, but it's best to err on the side of plenty with these situations. Thanks babe.
     
  17. Manicute

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    welcum <3

    xoxo
     
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    just don't wipe you ass.
     
  19. Sugar Bombs

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    Wat
    Is that OP?
     
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    post pics of rice sitting on the toilet nigga

    @Sugar Bombs
     
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    Yes, see this thread.

    Also she does shit stars.
     
  22. Rape Train

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    Girl, I'm gonna cut you into abstract art. You're going to be stunningly beautiful.
     
  23. n1bblir

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    Uncensored pics please.
     
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    I anticipate great things! Welcome home! :D
     
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    I find the lack of GANGNAM STYLE in this thread disturbing:

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  27. Atomic_Joe

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    Time to put on the dance pants.
     
  28. KKKoonhater

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    im going to drive to portland and kill you if i ever see you defile the 311 again you nigger fucking whore.
     
  29. Kenneth

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    Shit ...Is it too late to pay you for an internet sexcam?
    Can I pay you to give my enemies herpes?
    Don't worry come back and talk to me about all your problems.We need you to unite the forums in hatred...you can take swishy's place DIAF hasn't taken to the whore role very well.
     
  30. KKKoonhater

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    you can call her inthe callout thread oddguy made, her # is near thelast page if you hurry