sitting on the toilet

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  1. messyjessie

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    i generate my best ideas from my asshole while sitting on the toilet!! i can spew verbal diarrhea and paint a poo poo Picaso all over the internet. basically my shit don't stink. can you smell it? no. and if you can smell something it is coming from your upper lip after you just went down on your mom.

    if you are offended keep reading.
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    300 million others wish they had my problems including you, you fucking loser! just kidding:p
     
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    Thats nice dear. now go play in traffic.
     
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    Hi there, I'm Khanzer the official EDF mascot, nice to meet you.
     
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  4. messyjessie

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    thank you khanzer! you got skillz home slice!

    lulzbomb needs a hug. don't worry i won't squeeze you to death.
     
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    I prefer this one:
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    circle jerk yourself! see u lata masturbata! :handjob:
     
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    mmmmmmm The autism is strong in this one .
     
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    yessssss the younger they are the better they taste!!!!!! thank you for your gift.
     
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    Welcome, If you pick my belly I'll make you suffer.
     
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    lol. no worries.
     
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    Show us your fat saggy tits bitch!!
     
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    show me your dick first! pm me! this could be fun. :)
     
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    no thanks. but i will post a picture of me. just a moment....
     
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    *poof*
     

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    Oh dear...
     
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    So... you're not going to post tits or what?

    Every female here did it.
     
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    i will pass
     
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    Great to have you, now suck my dick.
     
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    nope. now what? you gonna call your mom? you have excellent social skills! you certaintly didn't listen to anything your mom had to say and so i must hold you responsible. maybe you didn't have a mom but still somehow i am certain she would want the best for you. my experience with men is really been with a bunch of baby back bitches that look up to me on some creepy freudian level. i have a feeling most of you want to fuck your mommy or already have. especially rednecks living in republican states usually practice incest. i am certain you also hate your mom too and she probably is yelling at you right now to clean up your room in the basement. i will finally say that you need a bitch in your life to tell you what to do. so go ahead and yell at me all you want. just remember mommy wants grandchildren and you ain't going to see any womans tits with a mouth like that.:)
     
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    EPIC FAILURE! :D
     
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    Nice shoes, wanna fuck?