Site About My Own Call of Duty Game Play

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  1. jujitsu

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    I played a lot of paintball, and FPS when I was growing up.

    Eventually I became a professional paintball player, and I incorporated what I learn from pro paintball into my FPS gaming. The results were phenomenal. I dominated in my first clan match. My clan defiantly won, because of myself : ) In fact I won one match against 5 enemy opponents as the last man standing in my first clan battle.

    Well eventually clan based everything died, because 99/100 people are to fucked up mentally to deal with any responsibility today.

    Till this day in general I single handedly dominate, and I usually game online a lone without any party. Plus many of my own technique is still original.

    Now what I'd like to do is make my own FPS trainer site (if you will).

    I want it to be really nothing more than quick, easy, but genius.

    My goals for the site areas follows:

    Help People - I'm not really that smart, but still even after all this time that black ops has been out the last time I played it people were still ignorant about their class setups by using defensive perk set ups, and stupid Warlord gun setups. When they use those setups I automatically know that the player is just a fail time bomb.

    Inspire People To Play COD More Critically - I'd like to set players straight with what does work across the board. Like I said before I'm not smart, but I do constantly change my mind. One thing in black ops for example that I recently rediscovered is how fucking awesome the RPG rocket launcher in is close quarters battles, and so now I make sure to have it as my secondary for my CCQB (confined close quarters battles) class. Also i'm not goin to get into how I use my class setups to fill in for actual roles instead of the acts that everyone else tries to fit them into.

    Gain Media Value - I'd like my site to be a common in the reference for people on xbox live, and google search as well as any other popular major game site.

    Sponsors - I'm willing to put a lot into this. I have my own fulltime career, consuming hobbies, and problems. I'm always after some kind of reward. It wouldn't take a lot of much money to get me back on my feet. If the site is up, running, and little kids act like I'm jesus I'd like to compose a resume' for my site, and submit it to different companies for some kind of benefit.

    I brought this here, because you guys seem to be savy, and the best of the worst so I feel like a lot of the problems I'd have will just show up right here in front of me.

    Some questions that I have are:

    is freewebs a good place to start, and if not where is a good place to start?
    should I hire a professional to make my site?
    how do I get the word out about my site?
    How do i defend my site from hackers?

    please fill me in on any other feedback you want to submit
     
  2. Khanzer

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    lol no lol no lol no lol no lol no lol no

    USIUSIUSIUSIUSIUSIUSI

    :frog::frog::frog::frog::frog:

    Also CoD is for faggots.
     
  3. Sublime

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    Dammit, @Khanzer, you beat me to it.

    CoD sucks ass.
     
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  5. jujitsu

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    COD has its flaws, but it's still a complex game with a lot of strategy.

    In the end it's just a game after all so it's just as retarded to be so mad over it as it is to be so obsessed about it.

    Plus for all i know you guys are nubs who can barely get their Kill to death ratio above 1.0 .

    Maybe if you guys help me I can help you from being so fucking stupid at COD.
     
  6. Khanzer

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    You are more gay than Fumo or S4.
     
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    I really hope you're kidding.
     
  8. jujitsu

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    youre telling me nothing so that means nothing

    i thought you guys were smarter
     
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    jujitsu, I can only give you one piece of advise: you should kill yourself, it will be a lot less painful.
     
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    But is truth.
     
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    I couldn't think of anything else someone else hadn't already said, so I'll just state the obvious and give a recommendation.

    Your a massive faggot, go kill yourself with a bottle of drain-o.
     
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    At this point, you would think this place would have a "Huge Faggot Douche-Bag Whore" subforum, but until than please just,
    7ZZ4SEFT6VXIMJCKVYXR4VZJZNFXNS5Q.
     
  14. jujitsu

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    all im saying is back yourselves up

    anyone even touch 1.0 + kdr?
     
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    IT'S JUST A GODDAMN GAME. You can go shove all your 'expertise' up your ass now.

    (Don't take me wrong, I love videogames; it's just huge faggots like you who give a bad name to gamers.)
     
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    Seriously. Who the fuck cares what your kdr is? I don't like fps games in general, but the CoD series is particularly loathsome thanks to faggots like you.
     
  17. jujitsu

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    i know it's just a game, but you people are the one who is crying, and being mad over it (not me).

    I'm very casual about everything.

    And as for mr. lyke seriously who cares about KDR?

    i do, because it's very simple common sense that one who kills more than they die does better than butt hurt players.

    seriously is there anyone out there who isn't butthurt?
     
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    all COD games are full of the worst people.
     
  19. jujitsu

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    yeah thats why i see opportunity to market simple directions to play the game better.

    it's not like im saying im better than anyone.

    well nobody seems to know to much about making websites, and keeping them in business here so now i have to look for alternate sources

    once again i know cod is just a game.
     
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    Translation- watching some random douchebag play a shitty game that no one likes.
     
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    A). "Professional paintball" is mind-cripplingly gay. It's the ultimate man-child game AKA "PLAYING WAR". "HURR, I'D BEAT YOU WITH MY $1200 PAINTBALL GUN AND UBER COOL MILITARY CAMO FATIGUES I GOT AT THE SURPLUS STORE". Unimpressed. Instead of wasting $1200 on a TOY GUN, I'd buy, say...A FUCKING REAL ONE. Nice judgement, shit for brains.

    Seriously, playing paintball is like jerking off, minus the pay off of splattering happy juice all over the wall.

    B). I don't play CoD. I have a sex life.
     
  24. $$Trooper

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    Seriously, 1200 for something that lobs balls of paint?.
     
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    YEAH.

    For that kind of money, you could get yourself a sickeningly slick Kimber Tactical Custom II .45 1911.

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    OH man, BONER ACHIEVED.
     
  26. jonathan

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    for $1200 you could buy 150 liters of cheap vodka
     
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    I think a lot of people would be interested in a site that teaches you FPS techniques. Follow your dreams.
     
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    Yeah but you can't shoot it at live people. Well you could, but in a paintball like setting the chances of everyone leaving alive are a lot better when you are shooting paint rather than bullets.
     
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    Yeah, but you'd be doing humanity the favor of removing PROFESSIONAL PAINTBALLERS from the already stagnating gene pool.
     
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