Sir Wulfington Battle Grounds

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  1. charolsxd

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    Wow, I never expected to actually read BLT fanficition on EDF, and yet here we are.

    Boudica's diagnosis: repressed desire to eat out a BLT. Requires extra bacon bits in her diet.
     
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    Interesting choice, Boudiebby. The damage to your psyche continues to reveal itself...

    The thought of eating a BLT makes your vision blur over with horror.

    "PISS OFF" you shriek. The stranger shifts uncomfortably in his seat, and you realise that he's not wearing pants. Your eyes are drawn to his groin, and you see your first erect penis...

    Suddenly, a repressed memory breaks through the walls your child-mind had erected to protect itself.

    You remember the smell of bacon on your uncle's breath as he told you that you were a pretty girl.
    You remember the streaks of tomato left by his clawing fingers along your little face.
    You remember the old lettuce leaf you used to wipe the blood from your pubic area before you pulled your little panties back on in shame, knowing that what he did to you was your fault.

    As you run away from the stranger, you have no thought as to where you're going. Your only thought is to flee from the memories that are flooding through...

    Do you:
    1) Keep blindly running?
    2) Stop, get your bearings, and then calmly head for the nearest SJW rape crisis centre?
    3) Use your smartphone to find the nearest fast food outlet?
     
  3. slimelurker

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    I love Choose Your Own Adventure games.
     
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    Interesting...


    When faced with the choice to flee blindly, or feed yourself, you chose the former.

    I think we're starting to make some real progress here...


    Your headlong flight seems to last for hours, but when you finally stop to catch your breath, you realise you've only been running for 20 seconds and have covered about 10 metres. The stranger is watching you from his car, with a sardonic smirk on his ruggedly handsome face.

    Cursing yourself for spending time learning the clarinet, when the time may have been better spent on a treadmill, you stumble further away from the car. Your breath comes in ragged gasps, and your young smooth legs are aching from the exertion. Your chest, which has recently been showing the signs of your development into a young woman, is heaving with the effort of the flight...

    You hear the stranger's car begin to move, and you realise there is probably no way you're going to evade him. With your mind still reeling from the recent BLT abuse recollections, you feel helpless and lost; adrift on the harsh streets of suburban PA.

    Maybe this stranger holds a key to unlocking further memories...
    Maybe this stranger holds pain and suffering...
    Maybe he works for Maybelline...
    Maybe he's amazed...

    Do you:
    1) Continue stumbling away?
    2) Stop, turn, and face the stranger?
    3) Curl up in a ball and hope he drives past you without stopping?
     
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    The entire thing is gold.

    @scumhook should write adventure novels for little children :D
     
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    And then they would react like the kid in his avatar.
     
  11. ilovejesus69

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    Alright. Show's over.
     
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    Yay, I get to post the last one in this thread... right?


    RIGHT?!
     
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    Wrong again
     
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    i am hating the game and the player ^
     
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    test to see if ilustSatan96 has really locked the thread
     
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    @ilovejesus69 status update on thread locking?

    please respond by not responding and just locking the thread

    kthx?
     
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    Ahh, the bold choice.


    You have greatly pleased me, little Boudie. Let us see where your adult decision takes your young self...




    With an almost audible snap, something in your mind gives way. Perhaps it's due to the unaccustomed exertion, perhaps it's due to the fact that you haven't ingested food for over 40 minutes; but regardless of the cause, you're suddenly emboldened

    A darkness wells up within you, clouding your vision. You feel a tingling in your still-moist groin, and the heat spreads up into your gut; your head spins. What is happening....?

    The face of the previously handsome but now somewhat pasty stranger fills your vision. A sudden clarity seizes you. Your gaze is icy, your mind steely, your resolve is unshakable.

    The strangers car stops and he leans over to talk to you.

    The Boudica of yore wells up within you, and your vision is tinged with a red-hued aurora. You are a warrior, an ancient Queen, sovereign in your right.

    Your eyes lock with his. As you stare into his blue orbs, you feel him testing you and you rise to the challenge.

    He refuses to break the staring contest. You feel your thighs becoming sticky, and you realise that more moisture is leaking down from what your Uncle called your happyplace. You feel confused, excited, and scared.


    Faced with a potentially life-altering choice, what do you do?
    1) Duck down, and hope the leaking between your legs stops by itself
    2) Squeeze your legs together, hold the strangers gaze, and embrace the moment
    3) Turn to face the rear of the car, grab your groin, and waddle away
     
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    Alternate ending, if the thread (quite rightly) gets locked:







    He refuses to break the staring contest. You feel your thighs becoming sticky, and you realise that more moisture is leaking down from what your Uncle called your happyplace. You feel confused, excited, and scared.

    The stranger leans over and you smell his sweet, musky breath.

    He licks his lips and says the following words, which chill you to your very core
    "It's alright, little girl, this is a safe place for sharing"...














    The End...
     
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    acutally I like the alternate ending better


    @ilovejesus69 pls lock this thhread bby
     
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    Suddenly, a dusky seductress emerges...

    <3
     
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    Untitled.

    (why is this thread locked?)
     
  25. ilovejesus69

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    Good question. @vermin why did you lock the thread?
     
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    Because:
    And I locked it immediately after a post which I felt would make the perfect ending for it:
     
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    But if you want it open again now that it's on the wiki front page, then by all means

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    Who the fuck lock threads around here in the first place

    Unlocking

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    Deleting posts, locking threads

    The only thing that would make this thread better is if Vermin got demodded for abuse of power

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