Sir Wulfington Battle Grounds

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    4 years later, nothing has really changed

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    That somehow sounds like the catchprase of fallout with war replaced with autism.
     
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    I'm not the problem here, I never have been. I've never needed to learn anything, I haven't ever done anything wrong. It's YOU, and people like you, who are the problem. Stop being immature assholes and shit like this wouldn't happen.

    -Sir Wulfington, 2011
     
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    Also notice how he racked up over 2,100 posts in just 2 or 3 months.
     
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    I don't think he needs any help to look bad. ;)
    Is there any stupid shit he didn't say at one point ?

    Let's make a list and then try to find where he said it.

    -Admitting a sexual attraction to poop (5 points)
    -Admitting to having fucked a kid (25 points)
    -Admitting being a transsexual (10 points)
    -Participating at a furry convention (5 points)
    ...
     
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    Did you just make a Freudian slip because you were thinking about eating potatoes?
     
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    Wulfy never learned this time-tested quote

     
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    Actually, he probably wants to have clumps of jizz in his mouth.
     
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    Some furry fuck needs to stop deleting the gold.
     
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    @vermin why? You white knighting bitch.
     
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    As far as I'm concerned, the rules of engagement were properly followed. No phone numbers, addresses, ssn, or detailed family info was posted.

    I will respectfully request that everyone leave him alone now. It looks like he's gone, which means no further action is necessary.

    I will also add that these types of responses are reserved for the biggest offenders and not just for people that come in and make one post you don't like. I do still support the stance of "try to reform first".

    Questions?
     
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    Can we still call him a dog-fucking faggot if/when he comes back?
    please say yes please say yes please say yes
     
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    He won't be back. If he does come back, I will ban him. I don't like banning, but it will be for his own good.
     
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    If a lolcow decides to return for additional mockery, then they deserve everything that comes next.
     
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    Its actually pretty sad now that I read through the entire thing. Something is really wrong with him mentally.
     
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    Well he's been able to take quite a lot, without much damage to his private life. Sure lot of his weirdness came out but:
    1. He is lucky to have a relatively common name.
    2. There was no embarassing pic of him that surfaced
    3. He is used to embarrassing old posts surfacing.

    If he comes back, sure it'll get slghtly worse for him, but I don't think he needs protection. It won't forever ruin his life, and it will definitively be good for drama.
     
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    How will it be for his own good? I mean, he's already been found out about his dog-fucking. At this point he'll probably just be back to try and 'defend' himself, and like FBE said, if he tries to do so he deserves mockery and scorn.
     
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    Maybe for him, but if I recall Uber mentioned that users here were looking for a list of Wulfy's relatives. It wouldn't surprise me if his family ended up being in the crossfire.
     
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    If it ever comes to that, which I doubt, then how hard is it to lie to his family to explain whatever ?
     
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    Yo I would do that to the best of my abilities, but I don't actually know how to edit the op after the "edit" button's disappeared.
    So do you want me to just write a synopsis wherever in this thread, or is there actually a way to update the op?
     
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    You fools! you know not what youve done! for now as I type @sirwulfington assembles a league of evil autism the likes of which the internets has never seen, with a line up of quirky characters like @drmusic2 @Onideus @theghostofcyn'sboobs @silverhaze06 @rootbrian @watershipdowns @fxhd @beefrave and anyone else that can/will take down ED to do just that,

    I predict that this will happen in the future sometime after the wolf Sköll swallows the sun and moon ( but not before it gets assraped by wulfington )

    Then forum users will battle the mythical FAGNAROK, in these days there will be great woe and nary a lulz to be had :(

    in these wretched days will return to us @Milwin @78magnumxe and @GSTalbert , but even their combined forces will do little to protect us from this, the end of gays :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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    Ok, seriously, moderation needs to reach some sort of agreement on how to interpret the rules before start taking action individually, on their own accord, it will never work this way.
     
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    I said ban him not dox him.