Sir Wulfington Battle Grounds

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by slimelurker, May 29, 2015.

  1. Fingerdawg

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    YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO TAG ME IN A DOG FUCKER THREAD. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM SAT?!

    I'MM SO GOING TO CALL MY LAWYER, OH-HO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY FROM THIS ONE, THIS THREAD HAS GAVE ME MENTAL DAMAGE
     
  2. uberfukken

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    Oh come on, you're just our meta version of BlackBusterCritic.

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    UGHHHH fine, after I do Gundam though :oops:
     
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    THEY CLOSED @ED_Updates - THANK GOD.
     
  6. kawaii uguu

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    You forgot the best part. George Anthony Thompson (Ellis) of Toronto, Canada, Ontario is a virgin because women do not find his beard attractive.

    heisavirgin.
    heisavirgin1.
    heisavirgin2.
     
  7. Skaves

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    @Sir Wulfington, I'm going to give a bit of advice.

    DON'T FUCK THE ANIMALS OR THE CHILDREN!!

    I know this may sound strange to you, but it's for the best. Trust me.
     
  8. kawaii uguu

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    You should probably warn George Anthony Thompson (Ellis) of Toronto, Ontario, Canada to not have sex with his half sister.

    WHYWOULDYOUSAYTHIS.
     
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    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

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    He's nasty.
     
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    when we thought he was white it was pathetic
    knowing he's black makes it hilarious
     
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    Truer words have never been spoken

    WulfyHate.

    wulfban.
     
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    i can see fag tags flying
     
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    Sorry for meme spewing :(
    [​IMG]
     
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    Sit tight and keep your ADHD in check, because this is

    SIR WULFINGTON'S QUEST FOR LOVE

    Wulfcreep.
    Wulfcreep2_1.
    Wulfcreep2_2.
    Wulfcreep2_3.
    Wulfcreep2_4.
    Wulfcreep2.
    Wulfcreep3.
    Wulfcreep4.
    wulfcreep5.
    wulfcreep6.
    Wulfcreep7.
    wulfcreep8.
    wulfcreep9.

    And nothing was ever heard since :qq:
     
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    That is the cringiest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
     
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    Its just baffling how this guy has never learned from his mistakes, causing the vicious cycle of joining, making an ass of yourself, alienating and turning everyone against you, and finally getting kicked out constantly repeat itself. Every single community he joined had the same outcome, from World of Warcraft to MLP to EDF to Gamergate to companies he was applying to. You think he would have learned his lesson by the second or third time, but his massive ego prevents him from seeing his faults and admitting he was wrong. If he hasn't changed in all this time, then he certainly isn't going to change now.
     
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    I can't go on without knowing the conclusion to this epic. Did the first girl finally respond? Did he go on a date with the OKCupid girl? Did he give up, succumb to his shyness and decide dogs and ponies were easier to rape? Did he realize Ethics in game journalism was his true love? So many questions that will never be answered.
     
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    What's it with Wulfy and his "ability" to read body language.
    "This dog's body language reminds me of that girl I once had a crush on, she must want me to put my dick in."
     
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    How is this even possible? That particular WoW forum has been constantly infested with all kinds of drama and their bar for bannable faggotry had to be lifted beyond what is a lethal faux pas within most communities.

    This is like getting banned from Fanart-Central for shitty artworks.
     
  21. Witty

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    Holy shit I have never seen this much over-analyzation. Wulfy is one insecure motherfucker.
     
  22. Bono-Roland

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    sirdogfucker.
     
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    you know it's hugely ironic that you have Alcibiades as a nick on your facebook

    because if you knew ANYTHING about that person you would know he spent a huge part of his life and career getting ostracized for being a jackass and trying to turn the knife on others

    (ie trollshielding)

    to get out of his just desserts
    finally he got fucked for life by being so generally irritating and pathologically untrustworthy that people conspired behind his back to destroy him

    he might have been a "smart guy" but was so flighty and stupid socially he essentially destroyed himself by his own actions and behavior

    sound familiar?
    :lulzsec:
     
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    ah damn it i didn't see it was faildox until i read on
     
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    Annnnd we're back to doxing and running people off the forums again.

    Didn't take long, did it?
     
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    I felt like I was reading something that would be cited in an article about not properly educating your kids on adolescence
     
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    I tried to make it through. I could only get past the first image.
     
  30. TheBookOfFaggot

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    Oh hey I remember stories like this! These are the ones that turn people into fetish losers on DA. It's only a matter of tim-- Oh wait, Wulf is a dogfucker